[infinityonhighvevo]

yeah yeah yeah mortifying ordeal of being known and all that but sometimes a friend mentions something about you that you didn’t think was noticeable and it feels like your heart is being cradled in their hands

[asdfghnbvfdwertyt65rewerfg-deac]

i just think itd be funny if kittypets were a little more familiar to twoleg things such as: cars and bad words

[sandersstudies]

I haven’t reblogged something related to Warrior cats since like 2012 but this is fucking hilarious

[spooniestrong]

[jame7t]

hhhrk. gggrrrg. *changes several core aspects of your personality when you’re not looking*

[duckdotcom]

normally this would infuriate me but I feel uncharacteristically calm and forgivibg

[yamujiburo]

Look who’s back! Quite some time’s passed, but Jessie and Arbok are finally reunited~

[powderblueingenue]

Beverages for everyone scrolling

🧋🧃🍵

🍵🥤☕

🧃☕🧋

[zackisontumblr]

i have 3 moods:

skips every song on my ipod

lets the music play without interruption

plays the same song on repeat for days

[pseudologla]

What’s an iPod?

[zackisontumblr]

been on tumblr so long my text post is outdated…

[xxtc-96xx]

[the-subcon10ent]

We may be cut from the same cloth but I was cut with these

[wildlife-nature-photo-deactivat]

Cougar (Puma concolor)

[moniquill]

A cougar licks another cougar. Both are very concerned. 

[someguyiguess-deactivated202511]

i love you USPS I love you NASA i love you taxpayer funded services that actually contribute positively to society i love you libraries i love you public transport

[someguyiguess-deactivated202511]

[somethingmissingthiswaycomes]

Hey I'm gonna start something that'll maybe go nowhere let's go

Can we get this poll to a million total responses for no other reason than Number Go Up?

hell yeah we can

maybeso.gif

lol. lmao.

number go up

hee hee. hoo hoo.

oh oh big number? big number go higher?

*reblogsreblogsreblogsreblogsreb

pff. psh. pfaw.

level 10 fool

I hereby declare under penalty of owie that I will give OP $5

Voting ended onApr 23, 2023

[gorbling]

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

[gorbling]

[hapalopus]

[hapalopus]

More from the notes:

[slimegirlsmallcock]

[dogwoodbite]

[id: screenshot of a prompt notification to "Use Discord overlay in-game" over the up right corner of an excel sheet /end id]

[depsidase]

[espurrnential]

[null-is-sparing-you]

the "you aren't friends" really sells it.

[buleczka-cynamonowa]

My sister's cat just walked in and spread her toes like this and I have no idea why.

[thefiresontheheight]

asserting dominance

[vinnybox02]

[everwizard]

My anthropologist partner dislikes the 1.20 update because it refers to pieces of pottery as "shards" rather than the correct term, "sherds"

[abysstar-alphalse]

I like how there’s just this small group of people being a “little” upset about the shard and sherd thing. I’m reblogging every single one of them

Fyi if you don’t already know, shard is broken pieces of glass and sherd is broken pieces of ceramic

[abysstar-alphalse]

Good News

[everwizard]

Anthropology win.

[minmos]

r/stupiddovenests features so many mourning doves which is insane to me i didnt know they were so bad at this. always thought the bad nests was a feral pigeon thing

[minmos]

my lovely sweet beast. Why did you do that?

[6qubed]

birdbrained