floating along

[drhorsekiller]

[gotylocks]

Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

[suigintou]

crumpled heaps are basically one of the most classic things to lie in

[kill-jar-dyke]

make the transfem that's bigger and taller than you feel cute and safe or I'll fucking kill you btw

[kill-jar-dyke]

make the transfem that's bigger and taller than you feel cute and safe or I'll fucking kill you btw

[miraclemaya]

dress up is one of the most important pillars of gameplay that is often ignored by game developers to disasterous results

[rubynyoro-n]

girlfriend addict

[rubynyoro-n]

hopelessly addicted to quality time with my girlfriend

[frankendykes-monster]

[carlyraejepsans]

tragic! trans person no longer merely tolerating the act of existing just now realising their entire wardrobe is ass

[littlemut]

oh for sure

[klapollo]

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

[klapollo]

[cutecipher]

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

[irish-american-chan]

I Wonder A Lot About Being Six. Will I Miss Being Five?

[trumbloola]

One day youll even be seven! ...but not for a long time

[irish-american-chan]

But Maybe Ill Be Eight For A Really Really Really Long Time

[trumbloola]

I miss you. I miss you so much.

[adz]

i laid my head in her lap and she started rubbing and scratching it in gentle rhythmic circles and within minutes i was on the verge of falling asleep. i groggily looked up and said “this feels so nice, i almost fell asleep” and she looked down and said “i did a bunch of research into scalp stimulation and found the most comforting speeds, forces, and patterns, and then i practiced on different girls until i had dialed in an effective technique”

[adz]

t4t because you just dont get this sort of autistically optimized treatment from cis girls

[razzmothazz]

still caring about internet friends you lost touch with years ago is so embarrassing. yeah i had a deam we met up irl recently. the last time we spoke was maybe 7-8 years ago. i still wear the laces we randomly decided was a sign of our friendship. i dont know what any of your socials are or if youre even active on any. sometimes i see someones art resemble yours and i wonder for hours. do you still go by that name you chose? whenever i see it i wonder if its you. we couldve passed each other in this vastness a thousand times and not have a clue.

[razzmothazz]

we were lonely kids having fun together. do you remember?

[girlballs-archive]

the princess would like to add you on discord and rarely speak to you

[girlmostlikely]

Imagine hating me when all I’ve ever done is be a hateful mean cruel spiteful fucking cunt to you

[catgirl-kaiju]

Has anyone else noticed recently that when you press the 🅐 Button while in the air you can hardly find the strength to do a Double Jump anymore? Go ahead and try if you want, but it won't work.

[catgirl-kaiju]

Nothing's been the same since she... fuck... I'm sorry... since she... since she left this world. If only I'd remembered that holding and releasing the 🅑 Button would've allowed me perform a powerful Spin Attack. If I hadn't forgotten, she might still be here today. Shit... fuck... I can't handle this anymore, I'm sorry.

[catgirl-kaiju]

There's a Save Point over there. They say if you stand on it and press 🅧 you can save your game. But can any of us really be saved? I don't think so. Not after everything we've done.

[catgirl-kaiju]

Press the 🅜 Button to undo the damage from this War. Oh? There's no 🅜 Button on your Controller? Funny that.