[louisegluckpdf]

wednesday night….the thinking man’s friday

[straycatj]

Mr. J! Do you have any advice on life?

I think proper laziness keeps us peaceful

[pukicho]

1 hour of silence occasionally interrupted by 1 hour of more silence

[imaginarythingys]

how many hours in total is that

[pukicho]

Since the interrupted silence can also contain its own interruptions of silence, the answer is probably some hours

[human-pet-they]

Your therapist asks you "Who in this image do you see yourself as?" and then shows you a drawing of two shirtless skinny anime catboys with a thread of saliva going between their lips

[sour-charity]

It was actually just an ink blot but thank you, this gives me a lot to work with

[pukicho]

The mafia isn't lookin for me and I'm enjoying a walk in the park

[pukicho]

Cool, not me though.

[crystal072619]

Had to share

[reallifedakimakura]

I think this same thing all th time

[tall]

[kosmogrl]

[medievaljournalist]

demonstration of Shadow Claw technique

[important-cat-pics]

[just-otter-thoughts]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"nobody likes a complainer" you say, like an idiot, as if thriving ecosystems of friendships aren't blossoming every day based solely on people vocally disliking the same things in similar ways

[milo-melon]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*reaches out my hand in love & friendship* come be a Hater with me

[frontmansdefender]

“How’s life?”

Me:

[pukicho]

If I wasn’t so sleepy you’d all be soo fucked

[noobkiller2009]

Just sleep

[pukicho]

There’s no fucking way that works

[kosmogrl]

happy international women’s day my divas

[kosmogrl]

kill anyone that pisses you off today as a little treat

[jame7t]

I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude

[jame7t]

no hope for you even at all

[errrrmmmmmmmmmmm-deactivated202]

Get your pussy up get your money up. You’re gorgeous btw

get my pussy up,,,,,,, get my money up,,,,,,,,,

[hottestroadkill]

i think chris flemings is one of the only comedians thats going to get into heaven