Blonde Haired Gerard

Tay/19/INTJ/Bi as hell/Psych major

[whitepeopletwitter]

[asimplecord]

I think I hurt something reblogging so hard and so fast.

[fuckthewounded]

[wilfcrd]

How it feels to chew 5 gum

Stimulate your senses

[lum1natrix]

[megaceros]

[mattonious]

DEPLOY THE BOY

[boyfail]

ALL BOYS DEPLOYED

[sunflowergf]

The Magicians + Text Posts (2/?)

[highkingfen]

THE MAGICIANS IS CANCELLED AND IM SAD SO I AM DOING THIS MEME

4- Favorite bunny news

[256gb]

they forgot to actually make the game

[gaycop]

bro I’ve been hyped for this one

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[ccorinthian]

aw fuck = “I can’t believe you’ve done this”

[erykah-budew]

“Cars” reboot in the style of the movie “Cats” and all the cars are just humans walking around naked but with a metallic sheen and they have wheels at the end of their limbs. Their faces are human faces but with car headlights instead of eyes.

[conibitty]

[screamingay]

it is the nature of man that every so often we invent starlight express again

[littleboynamedplatypus]

[bisexualwario]

[seaskeen]

teasing

[veresfika]

day 19(?): boredom got way worse, trying to make myself a victorian friend

[veresfika]

gained conciousness, not ashamed to show some tits

[veresfika]

no more bare tits

[veresfika]

oh shit a bow

[veresfika]

[veresfika]

having a moment

[veresfika]

[veresfika]

🎶sleeves sleeves sleeves makin puffsleeves gonna look like french meringue doesnt even rhyme at all not even a little bit🎵 shhhh shhhh go away kitty

[veresfika]

aight folks that’s it for today i have some booing to do at the tv about some shitty and inaccurate costumes

[veresfika]

good morning sluts, back to work

[veresfika]

fellas im straight up not having a good time im in the middle of a lil meltdown over how much time i’ve spent sewing roses on my skirt before realizing they were anuses (or ani like cacti? 🤔)

[veresfika]

we’re gonna be so pretty

[veresfika]

wig snatched

[veresfika]

[veresfika]

shit do i gotta act like a lady now?

[veresfika]

if I play dead it might goes away

[veresfika]

oh my im getting hotter by the minute

[veresfika]

what a lovely creature im having a real beuty and the beast moment… wait no that bitch is a furry

[twwren]

What’s her name? ლ(•o•ლ)

[bat--country-deactivated2026032]

op, your life is spiraling out of control. I love it

[puggerz13]

Oh? What’s that?

That’s right kids. Another year has gone by. I’m a college student now. And I’m going to try getting into this tumblr thing again... 

So many things have changed but in all honesty my emo phase hasn’t left....

[puggerz13]

I'M BACK KIDS

It's been about two years. But I've fallen on some really hard times and I feel like giving up. That's all. I'll probably start posting again???

[intergalactic-ashkenazi-deactiv]

Moana is is the reverse of the Little Mermaid

little mermaid: ocean princess wants to go to the land

moana: land princess wants to go to the ocean

little mermaid: big scary ocean lady is the enemy

moana: big scary land lady is actually a friend

little mermaid: villain has a necklace of magical importance

moana: hero has a necklace of magical importance

little mermaid: small good crab

moana: large bad crab

[roisinlikesbooks]

Little mermaid: man sings a song about eating a crab. Moana: crab sings a song about eating a man.

[angrywomyn]

Little Mermaid: Sings about enjoying life with different people and wanting to join them.

Moana: Sings about enjoying life with her people and staying put.

Little Mermaid: Sings about getting out of the sea.

Moana: Sings about getting into the sea.

Little Mermaid: Is destined to rule her own kingdom… but takes herself far away.

Moana: Is destined to rule her own kingdom… but takes her kingdom far away.

Little Mermaid: Sings on a rock.

Moana: The Rock sings to her.

[zabchan]

reblogging for “The Rock Sings to Her”

[strawbebehmod]

@aanau