Teenage Fuckmeat II @puhoyhoy - Tumblr Blog

The thing is you read too much 19th century Brit Lit and that’s literally just how you start to talk. Was speaking with a friend about another friend and I said “he’s very agreeable, but he lacks discernment” like that was in any way a normal way to phrase that sentiment.

marisatomay

This may be shocking to some but it’s actually very easy to say “ethnic cleansing is bad and both the people and organizations that support it should be shamed and boycotted” without playing into the antisemitic conspiracy of a global Jewish cabal pulling the strings. It’s so easy to not do the latter.

catmask

'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you

mistermaxwellboucherdieasilived

Some skinny pretty white girl needs to post a tiktok like "Come with me to get a library card 💞💞" and record herself going to the library and filling out the application and etc and it needs to go viral so people start going to the library

8loodred-8lackrom

the ability to say "i dont have a tiktok" in social situations makes me feel so powerful. like the general reaction is "shock, confusion, then this weird 'thats probably a good thing' response" its so fun

ghostyrivergirl

mjalti

sometimes it’s “no one loves me” other times it’s “I am not brave enough to look those who love me in the eye”

chrrispine

Goodbye Stranger (8x17) - Production Draft (x)

grimeclown

If i was a sickly little peasant boy designated by the aristocracy to carry messages back and forth for pennies and you found me against our citys outer wall with a deep wound in my chest from a musket ball and a letter cluthed in my hand and i told you that my dying wish was to have someone read that letter to me so i would know i died for something important and you open it up and you find a single large illustrated diagram of an onion would you tell me what it was? What would you say?

onceuponatimeinerebor

this is the content I stick around for. you can't find shit like this on twitter.

joshpeck

this blog is just you subtle flexing

what is a blog if not a little monument to oneself

antichrister

*sees slugs on the sidewalk after it rained*

me:

paxamericana

annienmilton

What the fuck America?

puhoyhoy

IM SICK RN I DONT THINK ITS CORONA BUT IF IT WAS IM STILL AT WORK NOT SEEIN DOCTORS

nirvanasoul785

not-safe-for-democracy

thepurelands-deactivated2021031

I don’t know who this bloke is, but I definitely think we should all start saying “thriving wage” until it becomes a thing

daywalker75

This makes me think of that line Hopper from A Bug’s Life and just the relationship shown between the grasshoppers and the ant colony:

In case you can’t see the quote very well, “Those puny ants outnumber us a hundred to one. And if they ever figure that out, there goes our way of life. It’s not about food, it’s about keeping those ants in line.”