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A bit of both

[girlrose]

can we lay in the grass and stare at the moon or is that lame

[lowkeyed1]

literally do not know how to tell some of y'all that straight people and people who ship m/f couples or m/f presenting couples are allowed in fandom. y'all so unhappy about the ways you've been excluded that you're rushing to do it to other people and it's not a good look.

[worstloki]

unfortunately i have to inform you that the straights like loki/sylvie. source: my best friend who i love very much but has horrible taste sometimes

that's great for whomstever likes the ship! I still think the writing in the whole show sucks <3

[ladyjmontilyet]

I really, really hate when other queer people keep saying that only the straights like loki/sylvie. i'm bi, i'm genderqueer, and I'm happy with the ship. it honestly feels like a different flavour of the biphobia from the past few weeks where people said that loki couldn't be bi if he was interested in a woman (:

your orientation (or gender) give no indication as to what ships you like. let us other queer people ship what we want without making us feel like we're not a part of the queer people because we're bisexual or like bisexual ships

[lazy-cat-corner]

It also puts a bad taste in my mouth when people say the straights like [X-ship] like it’s meant to shame a person’s sexuality for liking a ship...a fictional thing. That should in no way reflect your morality as a person or who you are.

[skiplo-wave]

“ But how can Loki and Sylvie be bi and then be together??? Could’ve just kept them straight instead of queerbaiting!”

Because Bisexuals can date the opposite and 😱 still be bi.

[adamthegirl]

[starinyourhand]

Do it for your foremothers that never got the chance.

[atopcat]

Translation: America can’t celebrate 100 years of female suffrage until 2065

[whenemmafallsinlove]

it really, really bothered me how much taylor and andrea were talked over (read: interrupted) by the men during their meeting about taylor opening up politically.

[whenemmafallsinlove]

taylor laying her head on the backseat:

me: OH NO OH NO

taylor: i’m just so happy

me: OH THANK FUCKING GOD

[pulxskiatnight]

Does anybody have the Alligator Bood Fanfic?

I’ve been searching it for ages and I can’t find it, it was my favorite fanfic :((

It was an undercover cop AU

[maysileedonners]

as much as i love john’s clap backs and how he’s basically brushing it all off, it makes me genuinely sick and angry that he even has to deal with it in the first place!!!

y’all (read: r/ylos) are really gonna sit here and get mad at him for finally snapping after having to deal with YEARS of racist and classist attacks that YOU sent?? for finally having enough and rightfully telling you he doesn’t give a shit??

lmao don’t let the door of the clown car hit you on the way out 🤪

[pulxskiatnight]

I’m in love

[firstginger]

What form would your daemon take?

In the world of His Dark Materials, what would your daemon appear as?

this was a long undertaking but i’m beyond excited to post what i believe is the most comprehensive daemon-finding quiz to date, featuring 34 categories of animals and 311 total possible outcomes! from insects to owls to seals to wild cats, you’re sure to find a unique result that fits your personality.

tag or comment what your daemon would be! :) mine’s a cocker spaniel!

EDIT: the quiz has two parts, the category which this post links to (34 options), and then the specific animal within that category (5-15 options) which you’re linked to once you get your result!

[pulxskiatnight]

Damn

[theentiregdtime]

me, getting along well with my male coworkers:

[b0ssbot]

do you ever draw something SOOO self indulgent and dirty u just have to take a moment and be like

[sayaaensland]

Because gay people are dirty and erotic and disgusting and drawing them is sinful and shameful and naughty.

[b0ssbot]

lmao hi, i’m OP

1. i’m queer.

2. this post was about kinky transformers porn.

3. tbh its hilarious how wrong you are lmao fuck off.

[seriousfic]

Admitting to drawing transformers porn to take out a hater:

[tentadog-deactivated20220704]

not all heros wear capes

[mahalidael]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[saintjimmies-blog]

i love when you’re playing cards against humanity and someone plays the “Bees?” card and everyone goes “bees?”

[fischotterkunst]

yall look at this shit ad*be is tryna pull now on ppl who have outdated software:

(note for context: i’m all for piracy, but in this case my copy of CS6 was downloaded years ago when they were giving it away to students. i got it totally legally.)

[fischotterkunst]

so here is what NOT to do if you’re a loyal fan of adobe who has the cash to shell out for a newer and shittier version of the product you already paid for.

1) DON’T use your search bar to find and open the Run app

2) DON’T type in services.msc

3) DON’T find Adobe Genuine Software Integrity Services and right-click to get a dropdown menu, and don’t select ‘properties’

4) if you happen to click properties, DON’T use the startup type dropdown to locate the option to disable the program. be sure you DON’T click apply to finalize that change. 

5) DO NOT do the same thing in order to also disable Adobe Genuine Software Monitor 

if you do all of these things, this WILL disable adobe’s ability to monitor the software, and you will be forced to continue using the same older software that you already paid for instead of having to sign up for a newer, shittier version and pay more for it. so if you have lots of cash to spare and are cool with putting it the pockets of racketeering capitalists, definitely don’t do any of these things. 

however, you SHOULD reblog this to spread the word, as we certainly want to make sure lots of people know what NOT to do :)

[hideousgourd]

I’M SORRY MA'AM. I KNOW YOU’RE UPSET.

Pretend to be upset.

[june-egbert-official]

OP how could you

I hope none of my friends who use Adobe programs find this, follow your detailed instructions, and spread the word. That would be devastating!

[plumgall]

The sexiest thing in the world is being able to tell someone “it hurts and upsets me when you do this” and instead of them becoming angry and defensive and violent they say “I am sorry I do not want to hurt you let’s figure out a way to resolve this” 😩😩😩😩😩😩 When they meet the bare minimum requirements of emotional maturity 😍💦💦I’m so wet

[five-flats]

fun fact this should apply to friendships as well

[soularbuds]

wish i was snuggling not struggling

[baetriots]

Seriously, if I ever have children...

I vow to show some fucking interest in what they love no matter what it is. If my kid is into comics, I’ll buy them all of them. If they’re into Dungeons and Dragons or some other roleplay stuff like that, i’ll fucking learn the rules to that thing. If my kid is into sports, then I’ll be at all the damn games. If they’re into fashion, then I’ll read some fucking magazines. Whatever they like, I’ll show them I fucking care My parents continuously make me feel like my interests are dumb and they’ve always given me crap for it. I swear to god I’ll never make my children go through what I did.