How many FML's can happen to me

Hi 👋🏾 The Name is Delisa aka Delicious aka Treasure Vanderburg. I want to meet Chris Evans and Sebastian Stan

[pumbibaby]

I love whatever is wrong with them

Vegas Day 1 2026

[infectiouspiss]

2026

FUCK HARD

FUCK FAST

FUCK BADLY

NEVER USE GENERATIVE AI

CREATE JOY

MUSIC ALWAYS

PSPSPSPS AT KITTIES ON THE STREET

YUMMY SOUP

go see the doctor about that thing

BE TRANSGENDER

KISS YOUR FRIENDS

EAT CHEESE

NEVER KILL YOURSELF

THRIVE

[thebonesofhoudini]

[creepymutelilbugger]

this is the burning cybertruck of poseidon reblog for good luck

[the-haiku-bot]

this is the burning

cybertruck of poseidon

reblog for good luck

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[cricketcat9]

Good luck, everyone

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[blackcatgodess]

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

[anayely420]

🙏🏼

[sonsfantasies]

Worth a try lol

[theblizzardsix]

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

[pantspooplover]

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

[itaachiyama-moved]

Okii then!

[blastlight]

THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG

I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT

[decadentstrangernacho]

Ugh I hate superstitions… … not that it stops me, of course

[india-official]

I’m stuck in a monotone routine of exam prep..any news is good news atp

[sambhavami]

please :)

[krishna-sangini]

It’s exams season so I’m superstitious.

[welshwoman1988]

Be nice if it worked…

[kyojuuros]

Tanjiro vs. Tengen

[hauntaur]

This is money cat. He only appears every 1,383,986,917,198,001 posts. If you repost this in 30 seconds he will bring u good wealth and fortune.

[bitchsince1976]

[simpingoverquestionablemen]

[kadarafink]

Gege... When I catch you Gege...

There is no new chapter, it was just a bad dream. In reality, everything is fine and bros are hanging out together

[yuaena]

[brittneypiee]

Soulmates

[whitepeopletwitter]

[mister-doctor-professor-susan]

[songsofwaterandnight]

Same energy

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tottosgreatadventure]

[mornington-the-crescent]

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

It’s like that mafia crew that made a pizza joint as a front but their pizza was so good they just went legit

[legendaryjellyfishfest]

[pragnificent]

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

Let's talk about it

[walkingbomb]

reminder to:

straighten your back

go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT

go take your meds if you need to

drink some water

go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while

maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)

reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about

maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?

[mouthfullofsxnd]

I just would like to thank everyone who ever reblogs this so that it somehow ends up back on my dash because I usually need the reminder (especially the drinking water one)

[marlynnofmany]

Of all posts to see with a million notes, I’m glad it’s this one.

[to00fu]

the coolest kids on the block

[v-eur]

does anyone even remember this show existing or was it just me? 

[internet-royalty]

Omfg Angela Anaconda?? Is that right???

[bloodclotbitch]

yes! I used to get up so early to watch this cause it was never on after school. best show