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I’ve had some pretty wild depression the past couple years. I’m finally starting to work through it - with art. This is the first piece I’ve made for myself in around ten years, and… yeah.

I am doing better, not in any harm’s way (please don’t worry, mom). I just needed to get it out. Thanks for reading, I know it’s long.

rejectedprincesses

Hey all - thanks for the support. It was scary as shit putting this online. I haven’t really looked at the comments much because, well, “never look at the comments” – but I wanted to issue a clarification:

The “Jason is a wolf in sheep’s clothing” article in the dream sequence is totally fictional. None of my exes ever wrote anything like that. It’s just a recurring nightmare I’ve been having since early 2016. I had thought I’d made that clear in the art and dialog but some folk got confused. The conglomeration of exes represented on the page are kind and wonderful and would never do anything like that. I sincerely apologize, I had thought that was clear in the art/dialog, but I don’t think I did enough there.

I updated the art on the website to clarify it, and I’ll see if I can do so on Tumblr too. Regardless, here’s the updated page:

mcusource

mcusource’s 1k follower celebration ↳ best character arc

momentofmemory

there is no man alive i’m prouder to call brother.

—sam wilson, captain america vol.1 #126

mrssylargray

aestheticallymarauderss

the umbrella academy instagram au

 ↳ klaus, diego, five, luther, vanya, allison ben

Thank you @savedaredevil so much for these awesome prizes, I can’t believe I actually won stuff!

SaveDaredevilCon was absolutely amazing, I had so much fun meeting everyone and participating in the different live streams and events!

#savedaredevil #savedaredevilcon #daredevil #marvel #fandomwithoutfear #matt murdock #marvel studios #THANK YOU

Now that @savedaredevil Con is over, here are the artworks I submitted to Artists Alley!

ps: I couldn’t decide on a background, so here we are :’)

#daredevil #savedaredevil #savedaredevilcon #matt murdock #matthew murdock #artists alley #fandomwithoutfear #my art #do not repost #reblogs are welcome tho :)#what are backgrounds #red #marvel #marvel studios #marvel netflix

coffee-toffee-twisty-frosty

When someone mentions a show you’ve been obsessing over, but you have to act cool about it.

softiespoken

when reality feels off

- leaving the theater after watching a movie

- looking up from reading a book and realizing where you are

- any place that’s open 24 hours (bonus: going to said place in the early hours and hearing both “good evening” and “good morning”)

- playgrounds at night

- arriving for an early morning flight and seeing a deserted airport with most of the shops closed

- dead malls with decor that hasn’t changed since the 90s

- motels of any kind

- stopping at a gas station at night in the middle of nowhere while on a road trip

- grocery stores in small towns

- places meant for children’s birthday parties (especially if you went there as a kid and are now older)

- little doors and attics in your house

legsdemandias

Non-Americans who escalate inter-nationality teasing immediately to “school shootings and trump” stop challenge

legsdemandias

American’s Teasing England: Tea in the shower, u have a queen, other relatively benign stereotypes

American’s Teasing Canada: u have moose and beavers, maple syrup u like it

American’s Teasing Australia: kangaroos and koalas, it’s hot there, summer time, toilets flush backward

Canada, England, and Australia retaliating from that teasing: school shootings, kill a child today hm? your police murder you, you’re gonna die from a preventable disease, everyone in the country is hopelessly poor and dying, everyone’s in debt, you can’t even afford to die. THAT’ll teach u to tease us about having ANIMALS in our country!

legsdemandias

I mean, sure, it’s all fun and games to you. But I’ve had friends legitimately try to kill themselves just thinking about a future in this country. I have co-workers who cried on the first day of school because they were scared of dying. While I was working at a school there were three school shooting threats in 4 weeks. I had friends break out into tears after the massacre in 2018 talking about it in class, terrified that they were going to die while working–or watch students die.

My high school history teacher was shot in the back on campus. Everyone here knows someone who’s been affected by gun violence. Everyone knows someone who’s been affected by healthcare, or lack thereof. Everyone knows someone whose life has been ruined by college debt.

The day in, day out nightmare of living in America is not a fucking “GOTCHA” for when you’re trying to tease America. Why is this so hard to comprehend.

legsdemandias

Non-Americans: Ugh americans are so entitled and mean and rude

Also Non-Americans: Oh you’re gonna make fun of me drinking tea? Well you’re gonna be violently murdered and then you’ll go into thousands upon thousands of dollars in debt from the act lol this is an equivalent comparison and doesn’t make me look like the asshole in the situation at all!! Americans are soooo rude!

miyotesse

Any examples of what we can tease you about then? Any universal Americanisms that cause the right amount of offense without stepping over the line?

legsdemandias

Imperial system

Shoes on in house

Smiling too much

High school football

Opossums, raccoons, deer, etc.

Carpet (I’ve heard other countries aren’t as obsessed with carpet as Americans)

Sales tax (how much will this cost? Nobody knows!)

Roadside tourist attractions (world’s biggest ball of yarn etc)

“it’s only a 6 hour drive”

Buying tea in a gallon jug

Being in the prairie states and there literally being nothing in any direction for miles not even trees

Tornadoes anything to do with tornado culture

Waffle house

The mere concept of semi trucks / 18 wheelers

Every state except California claiming they have the weirdest weather

kawree

five petrol stations within a two block radius, sometimes two of the same brand ketchup is too spicy mayonnaise on/in literally everything we put noodles and mayo in a bowl and call it a salad i shit you not absolute failures at geography deep fried everything. seriously. we deep fry BUTTER.

paracosim

Absolutely everything and anything somehow being a casserole

HELL IS REAL billboard here in Ohio

The giant dinosaur roadside tourist attraction out in the middle of nowhere

Route 66

Corn fields, everywhere you look

petrichorepoch

Weird salads (like ambrosia)

Fanny packs

Prom (I’ve heard other countries don’t have prom? Or any of the other 100 school dances a year??)

People microwave their tea instead of boiling it

The white people half-jog-and-wave combo when crossing the street

Endless ads for pharmaceuticals

legsdemandias

captainlordauditor

how about not having our laundry machines in any sensible places? mine’s in the fucking basement, so all of us have to haul our laundry up and down a flight of stairs. this is extremely common

rizaoftheowls

The difficulty is that all our Stupid Nonsense is so regional. For example, the appropriate wildlife joke here in the Northeast is bears. But my family in Florida has had to shoo alligators out of the backyard like a common nuisance.

fernlom

There is the well agreed upon hatred of California and Texas, and the agreed upon mocking of Florida

brokentoys-co-deactivated202411

Omg fucking fLORIDA ITS SO STUPID IS IT ACTUALLY OF THIS UNIVERSE LIKE WHAT THE HELL

yourpersonaljaskier

There’s a w h a t sign in Ohio?

legsdemandias

guardianofscrewingup

There are a lot of regional variations but one universal is everyone makes fun of New Jersey.

Including people from New Jersey.

very-hairy-wizard

There are also cultural constants.

BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY!!!

If someone bumps into you you are legally required to yell

“Ei’ um walkin’ ova here”

in a New York accent.

Without even mentioning our cryptids which are both amazing and I will fight anyone over the objective superiority of mothman. And at the same time its… a moth… man… like?????