[thepoisonroom]

writing a cover letter is just like: here is my worksona she has no mental illnesses and hates breaks! i would like to larp her for 40 hours a week with full pay and benefits

[heartbreakclubs]

me? both avoiding and craving attention? you bet

[greenapplepunch]

[antstepsbooks]

This is my kind of propaganda

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[kinaco-cat]

こども用ソファで猫じゃらししてたら、とんでもない瞬間が撮れてしまった。ポーズもすごいがアニメみたいな顔になってる…。

[bunjywunjy]

god every time I think I’ve seen all the cat material the internet has to show something new and absolutely delighting appears

[rererererererererererererer]

my review on life so far:

★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆

[haiikyuus-remade]

things all girls want to do:

• become medusa

• dance naked around a fire in the woods w other ladies

• eat men

• let their eyes roll back in their head and speak in tongues

• eat men

[teaganadelaide-deactivated20230]

For the record… I want absolutely none of these things. I am a girl.

[haiikyuus-remade]

[preschooldr0pout]

[abigalihobbs]

[straightpeoplereceipts]

[wellbutrinboy]

recognizing ur being manipulated into feeling guilt for something u shouldn’t feel guilty about but feeling guilty regardless

[foulserpent]

whys king kong………..so fucking large

[brightereyes]

the bigger you are the larger you are

[foulserpent]

[grapefruitmimosa]

i can’t believe i used to think people my age were adults

[97luftballons-deactivated201712]

the older you are reading this post the funnier it is

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

Unmute

[fieldbears]

Unmute

[lynati]

OH MY FUCKING GOD

[honeystrum-deactivated20170904]

who is traitor joe

[matzahball]

and what did he do :/

[shazbest]

Cotton-Eye Joe gone rogue

[meanplastic]

when your friend says they called the Uber and you have 4 min to get the drunkest you’ve ever been

[gdiesel1089]

🤣😂☠