defective and effective

chrissy. 29. germany  ♐  she/her THIS BLOG IS 18+ ❗formerly ceapa-mica❗| member of clan purrgil. lqbtq ally. black lives matter. fanfiction writer. fandoms: star wars. arcane. atla. harry potter. #freepalestine🍉

[punkymuffin]

Started: 1.8.2021

Last Updated: 3.5.2024

Total Works: 23

🔞 = Contains Smut, MINORS DNI!

☕ = On Hiatus

The Mandalorian Fanfictions

Gehat'ik Be Aliit 🔞☕ (Din Djarin x Original Female Character)

Boba Fett Fanfictions

Second Chances 🔞 (Boba Fett x Original Female Character | collab with the fabulous @acatalystrising)

Grand Admiral Thrawn Fanfictions

Fanfictions:

Thrawn with a Foundling

Headcanons:

Bad Day 🔞

Thrawn with a plus size! s/o

Thrawn with a tattooed s/o

Thrawn NSFW Alphabet 🔞

Thrawn SFW Alphabet

How to befriend Thrawn

Thrawn with a burned out s/o 🔞

The First Date

A Relationship With Thrawn 🔞

Thrawn's Proposal 🔞

Marrying Thrawn

Honeymoon with Thrawn 🔞

Married Life with Thrawn 🔞

Pregnant with Thrawn's Baby

Family Life: Babyhood 🔞

Family Life: Childhood

Family Life: Exile 🔞

Family Life: Teenage Years

The Bad Batch Fanfictions

The Choices We Make 🔞 (Imperial!Crosshair x Original Female Character)

Other Star Wars Fanfictions

Wayward - Atina's Story

Meet My OCs:

Elora Jihiiga

Atina Chuchi

[fu-boss]

Real life Road Runner

[sahonithereadwolf]

Looney Tunes is real and happening outside.

[dancing-crow]

good lord its feet really do spin around in a circle when going fast

[stargoyle]

"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

[leonkennedysprostate]

"don't assign human morality to non human things" is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten

[ifellinthefandom]

Reading amazing fanfiction, then forgetting to bookmark it

[aphony-cree]

enter this into the Google search bar

site:<url of site where you read the fic> <a line you remember from the fic or character names plus a unique detail>

for example:

site:http://archiveofourown.org/ Todd Margo pedicure

Google will search only AO3 and tell you which pages contain the words Todd, Margo, and pedicure.

[socialjusticeinamerica]

[shadowvalkyrie]

Missouri town fires half its city council over data center deal

Residents of a St. Louis suburb turned out in droves to unseat four incumbents just days after the council approved a development agreement

Source that isn't facebook.

[sparklebog]

Didn't realize they made emergency thermal blankets for babies

[sparklebog]

It's scary to think about babies in an emergency but I guess it's a crazy world out there

Emergency baby

[fuckblast]

[Francisco de Goya]

[icedmarcha]

Reblog with your eye color, zodiac sign and favorite season.

Just wondering :) 

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

the curse of summer is buying and eating an inadvisable amount of fruit in single sittings.

[amethystsoda]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

ive mentioned this before but the main reason this is a CURSE and not a BLESSING is because bombarding your SYSTEM with that much fruit sugars and fibre all at ONCE will often create THE BAD TOILET EXPERIENCE

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

I am having my first (admittedly RESTRAINED) watermelon experience of the season and i am READY

[thatskah]

I miss when tumblr didn’t have ads

[the-kirbe-anon-archive-deactiva]

I love dandelions!

*puts a dandelion in your hair*

Reblog to put a dandelion in prev's hair

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

be kind and respectful to fanfic writers

be kind and respectful to fan artists

be kind and respectful to people in your fandom

be kind and respectful to people

[ellewantsrevenge]

aadam jacobs's archive

[tura23]

I love it when someone shares their obsession.

[socialistexan]

Babe wake up, new all time great image just dropped

[dailycatsblog]

[kaijuno]

[kittykattaffy]

Yeah, that doesn't prevent pregnancy.

[kaijuno]

Dfgajagakala it’s so you don’t get a UTI 😂

[jabberwockypie]

*facepalm* So, given that sex ed in the US is a tire fire:

Vagina-having people have a shorter urethra, which means we’re more prone to UTIs because the bacteria doesn’t have to travel as far to get up into your bladder and cause a problem.

Which means if you’re exposing your bits to bacteria (as with sex), peeing will flush out bacteria in the urethra. (Urine isn’t actually sterile - that’s a myth - but you’re *supposed to* have a little bit of bacteria - that’s how bodies work. But it still flushes things out that shouldn’t be there.)

Oh! You should ALSO pee after you masturbate, especially if it involves penetration with fingers/toys/etc

[jabberwockypie]

So I’ve blocked like five transphobes on this post, which I feel should have been relatively uncontroversial.

If you’re one of the people saying “You meant ‘women’”, fuck you. I meant “people who have a vagina, regardless of their gender or lack thereof”, and you can go fuck yourself with a cactus.

And you should pee afterward, so you don’t get a UTI.

[silveryoasis]

Lmao! That last line! 😂

[thotsoflore]

Keep this in mind if you recently started having sex again after vaginoplasty. It's a super important habit to get into. Especially if you weren't super careful about it preop.

[echeveriia]

i’m starting a collection

[echeveriia]

the collection grows!!!!!

[echeveriia]

[questcult]

Don’t forget this one.

[aprofessionaln00b]

The pear caveman one always gets me. @thealphapigeon you always make me laugh when I need to