Punsmaster

Puns and general Tom foolery

[catsbeaversandducks]

Brazilian Artist Creates Beds For Animals From The Old Tires That He Finds In The Streets

Photos by Amarildo Silva - Full story on deMilked

[punsmasterflex]

Now that's what I call recycling

[stevesdiana-deactivated20200606]

[thelouringlady-deactivated20170]

When your spouse is a voice actor….

[aresmarked]

Harry Shum Jr: Alright I’m about to cook some dinner right no- Shelby Rabara [in her Peridot voice]: No one wants to eat your dinner you clod.

[vamichaelalaws]

My future husband will have to deal with the same thing…

=w=b

[isaia]

Im crying they’re so cute

[te-amo-corazon]

they are!!!!!

[amateur]

“This really be my face when people cry in front of me lmfao, I don’t be knowin what to do 😂😂”

[weloveshortvideos]

[vaginavision]

What a sweet little pumpernickel

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[catchymemes]

Instagram: @maloart

[no-chill-at-all]

[deejay]

Artist: https://royugang.artstation.com/

Shirt : https://bigmood.com/products/scarlett-johansson-is-ash-ketchum

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

Smash that mf reblog button if you stoically ignore all labelled washing instructions and everything your mama ever told you about laundry and just send those bastards hurgling around in an overfilled tub to meet either death or glory

[aphony-cree]

Something I learned from a costume designer: if an item can be washed multiple ways the designer is only legally obligated to put one of the ways on the tag, but if there’s only one way to wash that item they have to put Only on the instructions

If the tag says “Dry Clean” it’s safe to machine wash but the designer thinks it looks better if you get it dry cleaned 

But if it says “Dry Clean Only” you will destroy it if you wash it any other way

[fuzipenguin]

Reblogging for that last bit which this 37 yr old adult did not lnowy

[thestartofsomething8059]

i threw a bunch of vines into a shakespearean translator and they’re all great great but this one is definitely my favorite:

“Love looks with the heart, not with the mind, and therefore, Cupid is blind wench. I ain’t nev'r gonna cease loving thee… wench”

[subtly-shakespearean]

[covertplantigrade]

[lovecore-gir]

[quadrell]

[theghostofyoump3]

@eternahasgoodmanners

[biblically-accurate-soup]

I’m screaming

[the-penandthe-sword-blog]

I love this so much.

@theshitpostcalligrapher I feel like this is up your alley

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

i’ve been @ ‘d on this post so many times i love it

[creepled]

[teathattast]

[somniiloquy]

actually this fucking slaps

[hotboyproblems]

i’m not crying you’re crying

[the-grand-elusa]

They’re…. They’re scene

[shencomix]

[funnypicsdept]

[meme-theft]

[vvitchella]

… No one’s gonna say anything about this legendary camerawork?

[gne-frog-deactivated20190204]

I didn’t know Draco Malfoy worked for UPS

[futubandera-cl]

[oddishtea]

I’ve watched this like 30 times and I cant stop laughing aksjska

[surprisebitch]

the girl has big dick energy

[sl33pyd3mon]

she stole all of his dick energy and killed him

[matydn]

I’m the girl making sure everyone knows he lost

[drishananicole]

Homegirl did a whole dance right after.😂😂😭