The Bend and Snap

I like animals I think they’re so neat

[junie-bugie]

can't stop thinking about this

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

I hope when you clock me years down the line you cant find one good read to slay. And I hope if I found the boots to walk out you'd sashay the hell out of my way

[rilianedautriche]

compilation of texts my mom has sent me when my cat is wailing outside my room and i haven’t opened the door for her yet

[rilianedautriche]

[rilianedautriche]

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[rilianedautriche]

[worldofthecutestcuties]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black mackerel tortoiseshell tabby (torbie) with low white spotting

[waistdeepcat]

ƃuᴉʇʇods ǝʇᴉɥʍ ʍol ɥʇᴉʍ (ǝᴉqɹoʇ) ʎqqɐʇ llǝɥsǝsᴉoʇɹoʇ lǝɹǝʞɔɐɯ ʞɔɐlq

[queermania]

good news i'm the most fuckable person at this vehicular manslaughter

[callsignsundance]

gay friend groups be like

[the-silly-words-on-your-screen]

As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'

I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'

[thatsbelievable]

[daco-broman]

shit I missed my window, next week I guess

[the-worm-man]

Reblog on Tuesday to let your followers know it’s safe to leave the bog

[frogus]

what they don't tell you about making friends is you gotta be a lil annoying. you gotta push past the fear of "what if they don't want to talk to me" and simply ask someone how their day is going, send a meme. you cannot connect to people if you're both just awkwardly waiting for the other to start.

[daily-spooky]

[rizpilaf]

New sketchpad entries ! Featuring venusaur, drowzee, golbat and geodude !

[horreurscopes]

should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*

[spookykobold]

i' m something of a pigeons and rats myself

[bumblebeebats]

Sometimes little pleasures in life are loadbearing. Whenever someone is like "If you'd just give up tea and coffee and sugar and--" im like I'll stop you right there. Because if you finish that sentence i am going to kill everyone in this building and then myself. If i have to face the horrors of the world without my little jar of caramel flavoured instant coffee i am going to go full American Psycho. Believe it or not, my main priority in life is not to have perfect teeth or be an Olympic athlete or look like a supermodel, but to actually enjoy living, because I spent far too long not doing that and it royally sucked. And boy, some people don't like hearing that. Particularly dentists

[stonerparty]

[mosswall]

[despazito]

[mad-hare]

The raw milk people don’t even know what raw milk is

[thinkingredwizard]

It's only pasteurisation if a French microbiologist cooks the germs out of it for you, otherwise it's just boiled milk, apparently