that's too long for a play.

she/he/they; thinking about theatre and medieval history; onto better things.

[callsignsundance]

tags

#the foolish wit speaks - all my posts

#sundance's silly art tag - my art

#sundance's painful writing tag - my writing

#unnecessary screaming - rants and vents

most fandoms/topics/reblogs are tagged accordingly

[tenmillionpoundsofsludge-deacti]

I hate when I drink all of my drink and there's no drink left. What the fuckkkkkkk. #sickandtwisted

[vitariesocks]

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

[vitariesocks]

2 pics. no caption

[parkayquarts]

so many amazing words in the english language. you have clandestine and precarious and serendipity and iconoclast and then you also have staunch and sludge and slurp and smudge

[gatogummie]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[minotauri]

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

[ivy-michaels]

Tumblr did not “Goncharov” Poob. Poob is Glupp Shittoing Tubi/Pluto/Roku Channel/Hulu/etc.

[gender-luster]

none of these words are in the bible. or the dictionary, for that matter.

[hugintheraven]

#While this is a joke#For the etymologists out there#Tumblr did not “goncharov” poob#translation: Tumblr is not making a fictitious thing called poob that we insist is real#Poob is glup shittoing (streaming services)#Translation: Poob is now a generic name for whatever streaming platform is out there when you don't feel like naming something specifically

[cushfuddled]

I read this aloud to my roommate and he thought I was having a stroke

[tekunoraizu]

Unfortunately it’s very easy to lure me places because I like to go somewhere

[archived-and-moving]

hmm artists what feature do you draw on the face first. this is for science btw.

[crabussy]

very excited to unveil my new project for maximising the joy I can get out of life. it's called BDSYFIYEAGLLL. short for Block Disengage Stick Your Fingers In Your Ears And Go La La La

[crabussy]

even if they're wrong. even if you're wrong. even if no one is wrong. you don't owe any stranger online a response or explanation for anything at all. honestly even if it would make the world a better place. BLOCK. CLOSE YOUR EYES. GET ON A RAFT AND FLOAT OVER THE HORIZON

[valtsv]

microdosing on catharsis by watching a fictional character or persona i relate to have an emotional breakdown until my chest starts to ache from the amount i've repressed

[valtsv]

[spaghetti-gremlin]

[Image ID: an image of a pair of scissors cutting a red thread on a plain white background. the scissors are right at the edge of the thread, but haven't cut them yet. the thread is labelled: "the thread i'm hanging on by". the scissors are labelled: "someone's voice cracking with genuine emotion during a performance". /.End ID]

[crabussy]

really funny to notice the habits I fall into when I'm frustrated. argument so annoying I sat down and filed all my nails into razor sharp points for no reason at all

[crabussy]

one time I got upset and had to just jump on my bed on all fours for a few minutes until I was too dizzy to care. rational and proportionate response

[thesuperyapper]

Mutual I wanna talk to you but I don't know what to say. I really like you and I enjoy our interactions I think you'd be an awesome person to be friends with in real life. Please do not attack me with a sledgehammer.

[princessdraconic]

[misunderstanding really badly] so if i get really good at not caring if things are good or bad i can win reality and escape?

[lucy-vanpelts]

when someone calls me their friend my heart skips a beat it’s like i won at being myself

[pmamtraveller]

Mother by Clare Turlay Newberry