Eter Puralis

A forgetful elephant in a reproachful china store.

[kittydesade]

New contender for worst children’s hospital design just dropped.

[themothhour]

To be fair, Idk if Will would have said yes had Hannibal just been normal about everything.

[natsumipocket]

Blue collection by Daniel Romero

[puralis]

Just me, my poor income, and suicidal ideation at 2am

[puralis]

One of these days, I'm going to buy those damn seeds, i just wish i knew if it'd work

[psych0m3try]

shane as peter parker

ilya as harry osborn

send tweet

(and if you haven’t discovered parksborn yet you’re welcome)

[puralis]

Why's some people writing focused as focussed? It sounds like a concussion 😅

[clytemnestraaa]

hi this drives me crazy

canon is what happens in the text. e.g. merlin tries to poison morgana

a headcanon is a fact that you have personally made up as an elaboration of canon. it is your invention. e.g. i think morgana and gwen had a teenage lesbian situationship before the events of canon. or, i think modern morgana would love evanesence.

an interpretation is how one reads the existing text. it is not an invented fact nor is it a headcanon, it is a reading. e.g. i think merlin tries to poison morgana out of misplaced self-hatred. or, i think that one line was delivered with suppressed malice and shows a nuanced relationship.

fanon is the general fandom’s accepted headcanons and interpretations that elaborate or recontextualize canon. e.g. merlin is a badass waif and morgana is a bitch.

these are all different words with different meanings.

[justdecadentcollectiondestiny]

and a cannon is a large mounted gun, usually on wheels, that uses explosives to fire projectiles.

[fella-lovin-fella]

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

[puralis]

Kinda want a 3rd Dirty Dancing movie, but gay this time?

10 Dance doesn't count, it's incomplete :(

[puralis]

Is it weird the only reason i don't possess those cyanide filled bitter little seeds is because I'm just not willing to pay that much for shipping?

[retiredmahoushoujo]

[mortallycrispygardener]

[shiftingbonesofapoltergeist-dea]

I'm sorry WHAT

[smallerontheoutside]

'lazy people don't feel guilty about not doing anything' is insane to me and I have been trying to make my brain believe it for a long time, it shocked me to my core when I first heard it

[astropithecus]

An important corollary to "if you were faking your mental illness, you could stop whenever you wanted."

[puralis]

Ok but what if i am having fun and i just don't know it bc lack of contrast

[everyday-cutephoto]

[dajo42]

using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me

[computationalcalculator]

my favorite part is that absolutely nobody says this except here. so if you use it in public, it's a dead giveaway that you spent the last ten years on tumblr. but then again, they recognized it, which means they were at the devil's sacrament

[idontgettechnology]

I tested this theory in the wild the other day at work. I was on a call with my department lead and a few other folks and I replied to an email the DL had sent me, thinking that, because he was on this call, he wouldn't notice when I sent it and would not catch me multitasking.

However, he replied to said email within five minutes, asking a question that required an answer. So I answered and was like "Also, I was going to apologize for answering emails during this call, but I see we're both here at the Devil's Sacrament, so I don't think an apology is necessary."

I watched him read that on screen and try not to laugh. And then at the end of the call as everyone started saying goodbye, he goes, "Hey, MJ, I meant to tell you. I like your shoelaces."

And I looked straight into my camera, stone cold serious, and said, "Thanks. I stole them from the president."

And the rest of the team was like, "What...the fuck...?" before he abruptly ended the call for everyone.

So now my DL and I know this about each other. He could be any one of us.

[libraryogre]

At a certain point, the appropriate response to "What were you doing at the devil's sacrament" becomes "stealing shoelaces from the president."

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you were stealing shoelaces from the President

[mothnem]

Well what ELSE were we supposed to do at the devil's sacrament????

[drowningbydegrees]

I used to be president of a company and made a devil's sacrament joke in a company-wide meeting without really thinking about it. On the one hand, the number of people who got it made me feel less like I'd stuck my foot in my mouth. On the other hand, I was the boss of everyone in that meeting and that... sure was a thing we all had to know about each other for the rest of eternity.

[puralis]

At the bottom of an emptied bag of candy

My final Riesen.

[puralis]

Dude with recently diagnosed aspd told me i was anxious last week, and apparently that's what it takes for me to realize I'm anxious and chill the eff out

Might be annoyed by this, might be amused. Investigation is ongoing, until I forget.