Purple-peepz

If you couldn't tell, yes, my favorite color is purple.

[poemswords]

[metapianycist]

urethra would be a lovely name for a person if it didn't literally mean "piss tube"

[seravph]

lorde really wrote an album about being the kid that stayed home when people went out and had to keep a reputation of being nice and modest and polite but secretly wanting to go crazy and dance wildly and go running and bounding and sobbing but feeling as though your whole life hinges on other people giving you the opportunity to do it and so you feel as though you’re wasting your youth

[ultrafacts]

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[discipleofpuck]

marriage is fucked up

[lordticklefish-deactivated20201]

Evil Spirit: FUCK, THERE’S 8 WOMEN ALL WEARING THE SAME COLORED DRESS AND ONE IN WHITE, FUCKING WHICH ONE IS THE DAMN BRIDE?! DAMN IT, FUCK THIS SHIT I’M OUT OF HERE

actually originally the bride and all the bridesmaids wore the exact same dress and veiled their faces heavily. Which one was exactly the bride wasn’t revealed until the very last minute.

[imaginarykangaroohorns]

I love this so much Groom’s bff: bro id die for u and ur wife Bride’s bff: lets confuse the fuck out of these spirits

[rap--skullion]

“If anyone should have any reason why these two should not be wed they must first defeat the Best Man in single combat.”

[pun-ishment888]

May you en guarde now or lower your blade forever.

[bbbbb843965704367h-deactivated2]

bro… are you writing mean things about yourself online..?

stop saying these things.. u gotta stop using maladaptive coping humour to demean and belittle yourself so much.. i just want u to be kinder to urself bro

[maladaptive-coping-mechanism]

called out

[bbbbb843965704367h-deactivated2]

.. our psyche is like a garden that needs to be tended to and watered.. take care of urself ok bro? i’m always here if u need me

[hoemami-deactivated20171229]

[hothimbimbop]

@purple-peepz

[i-have-no-gender-only-rage]

Good News of 2017

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

this dude looks like what tommy wiseau thinks he looks like

[eatyourfacecat-deactivated20250]

Awfully bold of you to claim that you or any other human being can even begin to understand what’s going on in Tommy wiseaus head

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

you know what, thats fair

[pochowek]

WHOM'ST

Y’AIN’T’D’VE

[w-r-o-u-g-h-t]

THOU’M’STN’T’VE

[five-flats]

im gonna go commit slorpicide now

[classicalcarp-deactivated201805]

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS OH MY GOD I CAN’T BELIEVE

[pastel-pink-viola-blog]

Rossussy is my new favorite thing

[clarinetcadet]

If I had to suffer so do y'all

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[flutejesus]

Me too

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

we should domesticate seals

[gothkeanu-deactivated20171110]

u ring someone’s doorbell and instead of hearing a dog’s bark u hear a super deep terrifying seal bark and u hear a loud wet flopping noise

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

that’s the world i want to live in

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

I’m gonna apply for a job at Gordon Ramsay new restaurant and I’m gonna get it

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

I submitted my application and resume

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

I GOT THE FUCKING INTERVIEW

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

My interview is in a few hours. I got this but wish me luck

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

I GOT THE FUCKING JOB

[922703]

[bingomann]

reblog for good luck

[2006u]

space jam’s birthday is in 3 days and it’s gonna be 17

[2006u]

[deejay]

[purple-peepz]

@orangeanubis

[77zcr-deactivated20240609]

well i’ll be damned

[kaiiwooo-deactivated20180323]

welp

[thelovelybones124-deactivated20]

SHE DID THAT !

[taurusgodmother]

IF YOURE NOT GOING THIS HARD FOR BLACK WOMEN YOU ARE NOT AN ALLY

[slayyytoven-deactivated20200920]

[gl3nblu3z-deactivated20210301]

Jeeze man. Imagine if the whole world thought this way.

[writinginraw]

I mean, I know the community is real stingy these days passing out plates to the cookout for Caucasian mediocrity, but bitch she did THAT 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[duderedcat]

These lights are so mesmerising! 🎄