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inklings-of-late

I think the kitty wants something…

valtsv

nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed

valtsv

me when i'm in genuine agonising distress: i'm so sorry if i'm bothering you with my childish histrionics :/

me when i'm just in a bit of a bad mood: i hope hydrogen bombs fall on every living thing in the universe

bacteriumphage

Thought that post was cute so i drew it

joy-and-whimsy-official

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

tatzelwurming

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

e-102

you’ are biased against my skull

tatzelwurming

i’m not having this argument again man

parasitoidism

Line read that keeps me up at night

pinejay

i want lists and solutions by the time i finish this jiyuiceh box. warning ⚠️ I. AM. TIRSTY! and it is ᶠʳᵘᶦᵗ punch! and it is delicious

roycohn

i'm headed to the devil's sacrament later if anyone needs anything

digitaldiscipline

anthropoetics

readings: essays, articles & short stories pt.4

living in an alive world

beyond food and people

it's about the size of a clenched fist

warbler delight

quatro décadas vivendo embaixo da terra

we are light eaters

when ships are nearby, sperm whales change their calls

speaking of nature

onírico e singular e fugaz

key changes

deep intellect

reading insecurity: the crippling fear that the digital age has left you unable to read deeply and thoughfully

river at the heart of the world

tree time

where the wild things aren't: national parks

blindsighted

what are words worth?

argamassa sobre os ossos

hollow body

warrior pose — yoga for colonizers

a compra das almas: dinheiro e antenas de elon musk ameaçam a sobrevivência dos yanomami

poemas de sylvia plath

contra o capitalismo que come a floresta, expedição científica mergulha nos caminhos ancestrais

rabo de galo

anthropophagy art flips the cannibal worries of colonialism

the radical reasons why you dream of making things by hand

the anguish of choice

lore of the rings

in paris, in tokyo, in singapore, in prague, i stumble out, insane with coffee

secretlystephaniebrown

I’m tired of tickets on my phone or receipt paper, give me real tickets so I can scrapbook the stubs

cyphir-spacerobot

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

koiagain

evilscientist3

i swear if the wizard doesnt let me out of his abandoned salt mine soon im gonna fucking LOSE IT

ttechniic

what did you do to be put into the salt mine

evilscientist3

i MAY have eaten his special wizard meal. but i think he should let me out tbh

ttechniic

was it good? was it worth it? are you able to bear the weight of your sin?

evilscientist3

im not gonna lie it was fucking delicious i would fucking do it again. wait shit youre the fucking wizard in disguise seeing if ive learned my lesson arent you. fuck.

ttechniic

10 YEARS IN THE ABANDONED SALT MINE.

siderealglimmer

c3rvida3

If you're gonna say your sewing tutorial is idiot-proof, you better mean it. I'll fuck a garment up in ways god couldn't foresee in heaven. I try to darn my old socks and I full on damn the poor things.