[purplelre]

How the fuck are y’all meeting new people and fucking them during a pandemic???? Even if they “say” they got tested, who the fuck knows what they’ve done since. Like???? I’m not fucking any new people during a pandemic bitch. Hell if I know someone I’ve fucked before isn’t being safe I won’t. I don’t fucking understand how someone can be so like nonchalant about meeting new people and then proceeding to kiss or have sex with them????

[garbanzel]

Mom from Futurama is basically how I envision Toph as a parent

[avatrashh]

THIS IS BREATHTAKING

[avatrashh]

I FORGOT THIS EXISTED

[the-bitch-salad]

I just love how nobody talks about this movie and this epic scene.  

[cartoonheroinenamednikki-deacti]

I really do wonder what was that meeting like when discussing on having this scene added to this movie

[ourqueenfelinefatale]

How to CGI greatness probably

[onemancabaret-deactivated202412]

I remember seeing this in theaters and all of us were laughing well into the next scene

[interstellar-elf]

That character is voiced by Robin Williams in a movie that also has Ewan McGregor and Mel Brooks.

Robots was a pretty good Blue Sky movie and why did people sleep on this?

[deadmomjokes]

It was ahead of its time, I fear. (aka, because adults realized it was about how capitalism is toxic and kills innovation, they stopped promoting it.)

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

WAIT WHAT NOW I GOTTA SEE IT

[patrochilles-or-bust]

Robots is truly a classic

[purplelre]

I am soooooo fucking tired of being the filler best friend.

[purplelre]

How can you be tweeting about the importancy of wearing a mask and STILL be going out to a club and restaurants with no mask on???? “Until it’s not allowed I’m gonna go out”??? What’s the logic in that???? Wtf??

[davidsvlogs]

when youtube restricts your videos

[chill-itscool-deactivated201812]

This bitch is so fucking funny

[tardisblue-pandas-deactivated20]

Smart and lazy is a horrible combination that results in disappointed teachers, exasperated friends and a whole lot of bad doodling

[wytchlock-deactivated20200207]

Oh shit this was literally me in school

[the-impossible-mind-deactivated]

Don’t forget those angry parents and half finished homework assignments crumpled in your binders

[reganmariie]

Im smart and tired I want to do good but i dont feel like trying anymore

[hairsaffitz]

P 💝O💘T💖A T💗O 💓E 💞S

[seatrench]

This variant of the Goldentail / Bastard Moray is known as the Banana Eel due to its colouration and markings resembling a ripe banana.

(source)

[cetitanhasmoved]

sorry the what? the what moray

[cromerholt]

scientist: let’s call you the… goldentail

banana eel: [bites scientist]

scientist: Okay motherfucker, new idea:

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dpsmainprivilege]

TWITCH STAFF MUST CONDEMN 

[mechahiggs]

#why did they make me watch limmy experience a microaggression

[rubyredwisp]

The Princess Bride (1987)

[autumngracy]

January 2020:

February 2020:

March 2020:

April 2020:

[shittynewyorkercartooncaptions]

[itsqueenshroom]

my bf and I have the same fucking brain

Quiplash is the greatest game ever made because it allows for things like this and you can’t change my mind.

[wooferdill]

[raideo]

[starshinebeaches]

[natsumischwartz]

[jadegullyzone]

this happened yesterday and i’m still laughing about it

[cat-parlour]

[starlingheart]

Foot

[infernalhera]

The beans are growing nicely this year.