mug time

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[purpleyetimug]

mug

[purpleyetimug]

it’s yeti-ing time

[purpleyetimug]

crashing out rn the seal in my lid hasn’t been taken out to clean underneath it and it has MOLD in it. i’m done man my owner can leave me sitting in vinegar only so many times.

[traumacatholic]

Thinking about Fray Bigotón (brother moustache), mascot of the Franciscan Monastery of Cochabamba in Bolivia who was adopted after being found as a stray

[anti-vierge]

@god-infected

[otterpuppss]

his greed sickens me

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

“oooh i need junji ito to write me an essay” okay so youre a little baby so youre a little baby waby who needs mommys help

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

not junji ito. where did he come from. this is supposed to say chatgpt

[raeazure]

[jcw3-protectorate-enthusiast]

One legend I heard was that McDuffie, in this brilliantly executed parody of the idea, originally wanted the middle bottom panel to have him asking 'hey, can I say the n-word now?' and DC editorial said no at the last minute. And that's why there's that awkward pause between Black Bomber's first question and Vixen's 'No. You absolutely can't.'

[evilwizard]

terrible mishap in the dungeon today after the gelatinous slime took a nap in my jello cup. we will all miss wiggly steve

[evilwizard]

In the aaarms of the angellllllssss…

[robohydrogen]

Give it 3 days. Slimes don't get digested.

[evilwizard]

funeral CANCELLED im going to the hospital

[rhubabby]

take me to snurch (snail church)

[dragongirlglasses]

happy 10 years to snurch

[rhubabby]

oh do not do this to me

[polymoth]

The thing they don't tell you about fried egg runny yolk is that if you put it in a sandwich it will be the best most delicious thing and you can mop up the egg with the bread, but in exchange you Will get so so messy and covered in egg yolk

[bane-of-technology]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[disast3rtransp0rt]

As someone who took etiquette lessons, politeness is an incredibly effective tool for disarming bigots. You can either force them to reconsider their words/actions by directly and calmly confronting their behavior (by using the rules of society in your favor), or you can dip entirely while they appear to be in the wrong.

Both options are great.

Because the thing is, when bigots pick fights, they are 100% counting on you to get louder than them. Or meaner. They want you to react emotionally and provide fodder for their 'You're Too Emotionally Immature To Understand' cannon.

What they aren't expecting you to do is say one of the following phrases in a polite, concerned tone:

Are you okay?

That's not the kind of language I was raised to use with others.

Do you need a moment to think on why that wasn't acceptable?

This is no way to engage in intelligent conversation. Please try that again in a kinder tone if you'd like this to continue. (I really like this one because it lets you turn their public-shame rhetoric around)

For those of you who'd are spiteful and/or dealing with Fundamentalists/Evangelicals/generally shitty Christians:

What's happening in your life to cause you this much anger? I can't imagine hurting so badly that I need to hurt other people.

Who taught you it was acceptable to treat other people this way? Certainly not the Jesus I remember.

Whatever happened to 'judge not lest ye be judged'?

If I talked like that in front of my parents or grandparents I would be ashamed.

I think there's something you need to pray on before we try and have this conversation.

And my all time favorite:

"It sounds to me like there are some seriously dark and angry forces at work in your heart."

(Nothing stops a Christian bigot in their tracks faster than implying the Devil is causing their bigotry. But you MUST be calm, polite, and gentle with your tone and wording. It is absolutely fair to twist the rules and play them at their own game, but you gotta play hard.)

TLDR: It's much faster to use etiquette, politeness, and rhetoric reversal when eviscerating idiots online and in person, because they aren't expecting you to weaponize their behaviors back in their direction. Don't get angry, get spitefully polite! :)

[themythicalcodfish]

I once witnessed a very soft-spoken young Southern man take a hateful older woman’s hands gently in his and say “Sister, I am so sorry that the Devil has carved a home for hatred in your heart. I’ll pray for you.”

It was glorious.

[1863-project]

This works with all sorts of inappropriate behavior. I work as the archivist in a public library, so I end up on the reference desk a lot, and sometimes patrons will say or do things that aren't exactly appropriate. When patrons try to hit on me, I put on a teacher voice and calmly ask, "Is that an appropriate question to ask someone at work?" and it shuts them down immediately.

This sort of thing always does the trick.

[redstonedust]

big fan of when youtubers break out the corkboard and string. thats when you know youre in for an insanely pointless breakdown of a media you're only tangentially familiar with.

[redstonedust]

wait how could i forget him. mr gilbert the king of this genre.

[bruisedconscience-reblogs]

in my head I can still hear them:

RIVETING!

Why do Piranha plant have bone in it?

When I die, will I become Dry Brian?

🎶 IN THE NAVY—!

If Mario can’t ever retire, that means I can’t ever retire…

[eclecticopposition]

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

[carby]

Hey whoa hi. Hello. I am looking directly into your ear canal. What do you mean you drank a tube of virus concentrate.

[oreganog]

personally.... for me.... skittles drink. it tasted like skittles - EXACTLY like skittles - but in the form of an inconspicious bottle with a significant amount of Red 40.

it tasted like all of the skittles flavours melted together.

you couldn't even imagine

[seathiing]

One of my co-workers has a standing desk that he uses sitting down. It looks like this

[segamascott]

[wild-west-wind]

At work there used to be a sign on a few things that would say like "if this bubbles, run for your life" and "if you hear thumping run for cover" and "bears can and will kill you" and really in general I wish the park service was more willing to say "you are not at home, you are not at disneyland, you can die here and you can die so badly your family will have to bury an empty casket because no one will risk their own life to collect your idiot corpse."

[ivan-fyodorovich-k]