[markv5]

День рождения сильного и независимого мужчины.

[incorrigible-ixoreus]

[toomuchperfume]

My favorite thing on Tumblr are translated Russian cats.

[tealpaws]

[babyanimalgifs]

EXTREMELY GOOD CONTENT

[pomeranian2]

[lonniiii-deactivated20170829]

Don’t introduce me to your parents unless you plan on marrying me bc they’re going to love me & ask about me for the rest of your life lol

[casualmalexlfan]

[alongfalltothetop-deactivated20]

Oh I’m an asshole.

So today pulling into Stop and Shop, this lady cut me off and nearly drove into me, and then, when I tried to pass her, she swung to the right and nearly hit me again, and then flipped me off.

So somebody is having a bad day and taking it out on me. That’s fine. It’s harmless, and I don’t know what’s going on in this woman’s life. I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt she’s not just a piece of shit and is just having a bad day.

But then I park and she follows me, and gets out of the car and starts swearing at me and getting in my face.

Now I go from “indifferent” to “I’m gonna fuck with this woman’s head.” Now I would say I’m a gentleman of size, and in all black and bemohawked I probably look spookier than I actually am, so props to this lady for getting in my face. Now of course I’m not going to hit her, or even threaten violence. That’s shitty. Nobody should get threatened with violence.

Instead, I take a step back, narrowing my eyes like I’m studying her face really closely, and then I touch one of the several piece of “occulty” jewelry I’m wearing (none of which, by the way, are magicked in any way at all). Then I mumble some nonsense under my breath, and then make the fig gesture and the horns at her.

She stops, wide-eyed.

“WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO TO ME?”

I chuckled, and shake my head. “Nothing at all.” I say in a not-terrible convincing voice. “But every time something bad happens to you today, you’re gonna be thinking of me.”

Then I winked at her, and walked away.

[curiowitch]

[onlytwitterpics]

[universal-invariants]

[p4radoxes]

Me

[theanti90smovement]

I will never forget the time I asked a little girl how old she was and she said “6 but I’ve been alive like 30 years”

[weavemama]

THIS IS TOO PURE 

[weavemama]

also it’s true how baby cheetahs are considered “socially awkward” omfg we need to protect them at all costs 

[beehivee-deactivated20210203]

I seen this at the San Diego zoo. They were grooming each other and just chilling and it was so sweet

[oranicuhh]

further evidence that i’m a cheetah girl.

[shibbyleekey]

Cancer Aries friendship dynamic

[kushandwizdom]

[respectfulmemes]

[buzzfeed]

This Little Girl Went As A “Spirited Away” Character For Halloween And Became A Meme

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“She managed to scare her classmates and one cried,” she said. “Her wish came true, so she’s very happy.”

[n0chillvibes]

Me as a child

[humorstaff]

[tyleroakley]

(via “6 Hollywood Stars That Deserve To Be Cleaned More Than Trump’s“)

[tastefullyoffensive]

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