i drive a honda fit bc i cant afford a prius

keaton, 21 y/o, they/them

[danidery]

did I write this

[actual-astrology]

[horoscopeaesthetics]

THIS IS SO TRUE. FIEVDJND

[michigrim]

[pussyboy2000]

but here i am... fucking posting..... like a shitbot

[pussyboy2000]

lmao i havent posted on this thing in almost a year

[invqlid]

Cracking open a cold one

With the girls

[gamerfriend-deactivated20170928]

[sandsvendor100]

I Am Just So Cute And That’s My Cross To Bear

[royalblueturtleneck]

Seriously do not eat red meat y’all… It makes u so tired and sluggish and horrible.. I ate a burger and then took a nap and when I woke up I was like so hot and sluggish and like could barely move seriously the only time this has happened was when I ate red meat as well it’s soooo bad for u omg

[officialcrow]

this is fake cuz i ate two steak sandwiches the other day and then beat up my stepdad

[gwuvvy]

some weak fuck on the internet: Eating a burger and sleeping made me feel sluggish

me sucking an entire steak through a straw: my nuts are huge and my power is essentially infinite 

[peteneems]

[furrypost-generator]

if millennials stopped buying furry commissions maybe they’d be able to afford avocado toast :/

[meta-xylene]

Cracking Open a Cold One With the Boys ASMR

[timeaway]

Anyway I don’t think Ive ever really belonged to anything

[abolish-everything-deactivated2]

Communism means that all the boys can crack open a cold one

[iskra-chornia]

from each according to their cracking ability, to each according to their need for a cold one

[abolish-everything-deactivated2]

The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of cracking open cold ones.

[postconstructivism-deactivated2]

the boys of the world unite! you have nothing to crack but your cold ones

[sul1engirl]

physically im here but mentally im always in a cave home off the coast of greece eating pomegranates and drinking fresh juice but it’s whatever

[emocommunism-deactivated2017041]

[pussyboy2000]

I really can't stand life right now lmao so great my birthday is tomorrow one year closer to death!

[fuliajulia]