Pengar, pussy, power

Thai food, feminism, angry girl music of the satanic persuasion Swedish psychopath

[sridevi]

my laptop: *starts hissing and wheezing and got her fans whirring on high speed*

me:

[sunshinepersonify]

[odinsblog]

Aww

[aaliyah-apollonia-deactivated20]

Neither parent aged

[lilgivenchyprincess]

[areallykindpsychopath]

Okay but how the fcuk am I supposed to pretend this was the same day

[susiethemoderator]

Lmao The Duffer Brothers were talking about how it’s been tough, visually, to work with the kids because they’re all going through puberty and physically changing.

I LAUGHED SO HARD. They had to pitch 2 of the male child actors’ voices.

[wahbegan]

Mike, Season 2:

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

[pussyplague]

me when i eat fruits: i'm so fucking healthy

[democraticsenator]

Some “humor” blogs literally have no depth whatsoever. They reblog from the same 6 people or whoever tf is in their little promo group. They got no opinion on anything unless its too promote their IG or up their follower count. They dont speak about social issues because they “dont want to get involved” and answer like one question every month. Those damn Harris poll survey asks that have like 4k reblogs (y'all know exactly what I’m talking about). The tags on everything on their blog is always “follow the person I reblogged this from :)” on every post. Like are you guys alive or did you evolve into real life spambots

[morndas]

no offense but i’m in fucking tears

[jodiefoster]

can’t relate 

[thexfiles]

To what

[jodiefoster]

i just can’t relate 

[monetdoesntgrowontrees-deactiva]

[chewymorsel]

*starts to rain*

Thank god, I was so tired of that yellow orb making me sweat

[cutegorl]

It’s totally okay to say “you know what, this isn’t making me happy” and to walk away from whatever or whoever is keeping you from the happiness you deserve

[c3po]

me halfway through unpacking the dishwasher when i get to the cutlery

[teesadutta]

10.14.17

[lesbianshepard]

me, translating latin: god why are these two objects next to each other which does which

ancient roman fucks: ITS CALLED CONTEXT CLUES, BITCH!!!

[lesbianshepard]

translating the practice sentence “vir dixit removere medicum morbum” can mean “the man said the doctor removed the disease” but also “the man said the disease removed the doctor” bc the doctor died of disease and it would be written VIRDIXITREMOVEREMEDICUMMORBUM" because word order is irrelevant to meaning apparently

[nevver]

[banzai-jinto]

but tell me you wouldnt wear at least one of these