[mallalada]

the voice of the devil

[ryanlewisandclark]

i cannot hate myself into a version of me i will love.

[ryanlewisandclark]

i cannot punish myself in any way that will unmake the past.

[esoteric-images]

[meltingintomush-deactivated2025]

hey bud, would you mind pinning me to something and letting me struggle against your weight for a while? it’s good for my mental health

[willgrahamscock]

pausing mid thrust to open tumblr.com to delete the celibacy gif I reblogged 2 weeks ago

[lgb-without-t-deactivated202509]

Me, leaving my friend’s apartment with his load tightly clenched in my ass to go get a DNA test done to see if his questionable girlfriend really is pregnant with his child:

[corancoranthemagicalman]

Honestly the best part about this post

[1percentcharge]

so few people understand the art of the pseudo nap

[1percentcharge]

naps aren’t always about sleeping sometimes they’re about setting a timer for 30 minutes and lying down closing your eyes while listening to music and/or thinking about a tv show or a cool thing that happened recently with a little bit of checking your phone interspersed

[nickmpreg]

don’t kill yourself because the internet is going to be really funny when Elon gets assassinated

[nickmpreg]

[talkingllama]

omg i just realized why mario and luigi are red and green

how i didn’t see that i’m so stupid

[inactive-dont-follow-blog]

oh

[chibicoaster]

oh

[taakosworld-deactivated20191117]

oh

[spaceboyfrnk]

and why their clothes turn white when you get the power up

[0kayblue2]

oh

[finecas-blog]

oh

[bluefreakincake]

oh

[radi0matic]

oh

[byersbeefstew]

oh

[kokorok-deactivated20221117]

oh

[toypastel]

oh

[kitsoupnami]

oh

[luigiheritageposts]

Luigi heritage post

[luigiheritageposts]

I shouldve said oh. I should be ashamed of myself

[colorfullaudino]

Oh I DIDN’T REALISE THAT WHITE PART

I THOUGHT THOSE THEORIES OF A SECRET THIRD BRO WAS REAL

[lemanzanabizarra]

Oooooooooh

[kittyhalk]

Warding off the oncoming depressive episode by reading about very old tortoises

[kittyhalk]

Pleased to report that the 190 year old tortoise is a gay icon

[kittyhalk]

Jonathan is the oldest known land animal btw. I need everyone to know that the oldest animal alive is a gay tortoise

[renviary]

family game night🎲

[whatevergreen]

Anti-ICE protesters are blocking both sides of the 101 Freeway in Los Angeles (02 February 2025)

The protests are still going on.

[brucebocchi]

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

Tactical reloading of things that don’t need tactical reloads

[taraljc]

I lost it at the toaster and couldn't make it past the smoke detector before reblogging

[h0ped3lusion]

This is so satisfying to watch—

[kaijuno]

[ohtransarchon]

thinking about that one moment when I was about to get top surgery

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[ladyadrasteia666]

Reblogging to spread the luck and the good fortune

[fireheartwraith]

[iamnmbr3]

drarry about each other for all of book 7