pychomerty&steel

If you understand a single thing I post about I'm surprised

[sleepsucks]

[dopamine-direwolf]

"Making a better burger is literally so simple, I don't know why McDonald's doesn't do it this way. First we're going to begin by craft dry-aging this A5 wagyu beef with the sho-shu-ryuba technique that I learned at a restaurant you're only allowed to work at if your parents are bluelinked on wikipedia..."

[dopamine-direwolf]

This post continues to occasionally strike a nerve in the trust fund baby influencer fandom.

[galindaelphaba]

WHO'S AFRAID OF VIRGINIA WOOLF? (1966) dir. Mike Nichols

[soulspark]

[70sscifiart]

The story of Geedis

[melody-sy-deactivated20260424]

tl;dr: do not support morshu or morshu content

tw // LO, r0pe, b*mbs

morshu was exposed recently for selling dubious products illegally. in real life. not making this up. his tiktoks were already in poor taste tbf you should never fucking joke about selling b*mbs but this is frankly terrifying. do not give this man your rubies.

twt thread by gwonam

and the worst part? if Selling Actual Fucking B*mbs isn't enough, he's also selling bombs to MINERS. see this leaked screenshot from @/steveminecraft

this is seriously seriously fucked up. i went and deleted all my morshu posts because i dont want to even give this disgusting man any more attention. you should too.

[melody-sy-deactivated20260424]

HE RESPONDED LMAO

[melody-sy-deactivated20260424]

He will never recover from this.

[card-designers-without-borders]

[gmbencompetence]

GEORGE: [ABRUPTLY, AFTER SILENCE] “I mean, I feel like I understand trans people.”

[JERRY STARES AT GEORGE FROM ACROSS THE TABLE IN CONFUSION AND DISBELIEF FOR SEVERAL SECONDS]

JERRY: “You understand trans people?”

GEORGE: “Is that so hard to believe?”

JERRY: “I find it hard to believe you understand yourself.”

GEORGE: “But that’s kind of my point, see. When one life isn’t working out, you can just try to find one that does. You’re doing your best as Danny, things aren’t going great… [GEORGE CLAPS HIS HANDS FOR EMPHASIS]… give it a second go as a Deborah.”

JERRY: “Like a do-over.”

GEORGE: “A do-over.”

JERRY: [PICKS UP COFFEE CUP] “I don’t think that’s what’s going on.” [DRINKS COFFEE]

GEORGE: [COMPLETELY IGNORING THIS] “And I get that. I really do. Because things have never worked out for George. George has never been able to stick the landing. But Georgina? [HE CHUCKLES CONFIDENTLY] Georgina’s going places.”

JERRY: “Georgina.”

GEORGE: “It’s a work in progress.”

JERRY: “Ya know, I think that the trans community is facing enough challenges without you being in the mix.”

GEORGE: “What, are you implying they’re too good for me?”

JERRY: “Not implying, no.”

[redlipstickresurrected]

Tomoko Kashiki aka 樫木 知子 aka Kashiki Tomoko (Japanese, b. 1982, Kyoto City, Japan) - 與垂葉榕和牆 (With Benjamina and Wall), 2012, Paintings: Acrylic, Pencil, Pastel, Linen on Wood Panel

[stjohnstarling]

It’s always “oh god it’s an abomination” and “kill the beast!” and never did you have fun turning into a monstrosity? Was it sexy to break free from the last vestiges of your humanity and turned red-clawed and bloody upon the helpless m—

[stjohnstarling]

Sorry I forgot what I was saying

[ohcorny]

Could I give emery a blanket and hot drink please. Maybe a small animal on his lap

only one small animal is available

[depsidase]

[mtg-cards-hourly]

Booster Tutor

“You saved that *Urza’s Saga* pack all these years for *this*?”

Artist: Heather Hudson TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

[superlazernovaa]

A reminder

[mentallyillmindmeld]

“Kill them with kindness” WRONG. Reviving them with my glowing green concoction. 💉 🧪 🥼💉🧟🩸💉💉 🥼🟩🧪 🩸 💉💉 🟩🩺🧪 💉🧟‍♂️💉🥼🩺💉🩸 🧪 💉🧟‍♀️ 🩺🟩🧟‍♀️🥼💉💉🩸💉💉💉💉💉 🧪 🟩 🩸🧪🧟‍♂️💉💉💉🩺💉 🟩🧪 🥼💉🩸🩺💉🧪💉🩸🥼💉💉💉🧟‍♂️🥼💉 🧪 🩸💉💉🧟🟩 💉🥼💉💉

[skajador]

[medievaljournalist]

theres evidence jesus was an orc. with a battle axe and everything. and green as fuck as well