pyromancing

She/her. Canada. 🌱

[escuerzoresucitado]

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

[lespoopypodle]

Yeah I️ deserved that

[lespoopypodle]

Things that transcend disability

[candyredterezii]

You there, tumblrina, what day is it?

[vampireopossum]

[candyredterezii]

Then I haven’t missed it!

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

being mind controller ratatouille style

[shitonshitonthatshit]

Makes my heart flutter

[buckywiththegoodhair86]

And we’ll enjoy it every single time.

[kosmogrl]

sneasons (snoopy through the seasons)

[football-sucks]

the verticals vs the horizontals is tomorrow

[mooncustafer]

*gets out a flat-head screwdriver*

[samshepard]

candy before beer youre in the clear. beer before candy hurricane sandy

[budcortofficial]

OP, FYI, if you post on tumblr you post in real life

[imimmortal4-deactivated20170713]

[skeletoncrevvs]

ok.

[oorione]

He left bloody fingerprints on the rock, but there was something satisfying about that.

I was here. I exist. I’m alive, because I bleed.

He hadn’t stopped being thankful for his body. Hello, Adam Parrish’s formerly chapped hands, I’m happy to have you.

[whoslinger]

Charles and birds and birds and Charles oh god oh man oh man oh god

[ashlusterstars]

“for you, i’d steal the stars.”

[annabelle--cane]

it's rotten work. especially to me especially if it's you. I'll fucking do it but christ alive.

[prince-luffy]

I truly hate the word "unalive." There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.

[warrior-of-the-runes]

beautiful compilation from @orc-sign-language

[vinceaddams]

"Joined the great majority" is a good one that I practically never hear.

[vinceaddams]

Heard another good one in an old radio drama the other day - "He slipped out of my arms and stopped paying taxes."

[mysillycomics]

[identifying-birds]

Zebra Finch

[owlservice]

God grant me the strength to do the things I enjoy