? the Tumblr

The tumblr of ? the platypus. I have chosen not to reveal my gender and accept any pronoun (They, Them, their, themself are slightly more acceptable but he, she, it and anything else you wish to use will not cause offence)

[qtplatypus]

I am always amused when fantasy anime do the “alcoholic priest” as if it is a subversion.

Drunken religious man was a staple of medieval literature.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[qtplatypus]

Oh god Nanoha keeps being awesome.

Young Girl : I’m half monster I can’ go to school.

Adoptive Father : Having a chronic condition or two isn’t such a big deal.

It’s said in such a warm tone. Sort of ‘You are a person with a disability and you shouldn’t be excluded from society (or personhood) because of that.’

[dduane]

Meanwhile, via Bluesky...

[rogue-ai-cat]

And here is the resulting image. There is at least Someone in the U.K. government who is actually doing their job, and it is Chief Mouser to the Cabinet, Larry the Cat.

Source

[elodieunderglass]

He’s 19, which is a good age for a working cat!

[prokopetz]

One of the most frequent requests we got in playtesting Eat God is a bigger Random Quirks table. This is the first of several planned expansions for playtest draft 0.8, previewing the 3xx entries (i.e., 311 through 366 on a d666); contributions from co-writers @ribstongrowback, Ashley Flanagan, and Zach Welhouse.

[nicolae-carpathia]

i feel like 344 should be 333 just for the bit

[prokopetz]

Right now they're just presented in the order in which they happened to be written, but now that you've pointed it out we're 100% doing that.

[qtplatypus]

Well of cause it should be a joke like that. Comedy comes in threes.

[qtplatypus]

I made a new video about a bad movie I watched.

[hartsnkises]

Alan Turing and Ada of Lovelace did not invent computer science for the girls and the gays to claim they can't do math

[qtplatypus]

https://www.vogue.com.au/fashion/news/sailor-moon-fashion/image-gallery/9642e6b3fb25837f115db17d74f238cc?nk=ac2225453b688bc6a2158a725682b261-1784768468

[qtplatypus]

When I first heard of cyborg feminism I thought it was about creating human-machine hybrid aberrations in order to destroy the patriarchy.

Then I learned that it wasn't that.

However as I learned more about it I realized that destroying the patriarch with human-machine hybrids was totally the goal of cyborg feminism.

[newtypezaku]

[vacuously-true]

Wait wait wait.

I thought we made fun of MRAs because they are misguided and misogynistic for believing that feminism is against their interests and they need a movement apart from it. I thought we made fun of them for not understanding that feminism is in favor of men's liberation from the oppressive patriarchal binary as much as women's.

But some of you are actually making fun of MRAs because you think men have no problems to complain about, and feminism ISN'T for men, because they don't need anything, and the patriarchy isn't the enemy, men are?

Oooh I don't think we've been laughing at the same thing. You have lost the plot.

[i-am-the-oyster]

[wayfire-official]

There are few things more torturous than using SSH with fucking high ping.

You send one single fucking character and it takes 3 seconds to appear.

[qtplatypus]

Takes me back to my dialup modem days.

[qtplatypus]

The art bots that so infest twitter seem to be present on tumblr as well. It seems that if I mention certain key words in my post there are people who respond without reading the post for context.

[soup-mother]

*To someone trying to let me know my kerbal space program rocket isn't aerodynamic enough to leave the atmosphere safely* OH MY FUCKING GOD can TME people stop expecting trans women to care about drag for like FIVE fucking minutes please? 🙄

[neptuniumochi]

KSP MENTIONED!!!!! LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[qtplatypus]

Thinking that one time when I was going to commission an artist to draw the Donna Jeanne Haraway in an cyberpunk anime style. Only to discover that she is a character in ghost in the shell.

[qtplatypus]

This looks so late 90’s anime I love it.