Funny To Me

Eggs are my favorite. Especially the real ones

[buns-of-men]

When is it sexist? - A Handy Chart

[tovakiin]

My favorite moment when playing FFXIV for the first time was seeing the men in the same ridiculous subligars as the women.

[perquisitemagnate]

In order:

World of Warcraft

Dark Souls

Final Fantasy XIV

[azothelement-deactivated2019010]

Seriously, Dark Souls is so good about this, I accidentally became female and didn’t even know about it until I was changing my gear.

[dracophile]

Sorry, that last bit is funny to me because I’m just imagining this knight changing and looking at a pair of breasts like “…Those are new.”

[snapfoo]

THE LAST COMMENT KILLED ME

[pcare-o-dactyl]

[justanotherdmdammit]

[scarsmispronouncedgong]

[yellowyarn]

Actually, the "F" on my passport is for faggot, not female.

[zangoonse]

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

[anarqueeen]

Tumblr just put a fcuking harry potter post on my feed as a "recommendation based on your likes"

Why not recommend me smallpox next. Or arthritis maybe.

[kaiasky]

Settings -> Account Settings -> Content you see -> Filtered Post Content

Add "Rowling", "jkr", "harry potter", "snape", "remus lupin", whatever you want.

[anarqueeen]

Yeah I'm not doing all that. Tumblr should just ban all things related to that franchise

[kaiasky]

you are like a mewling helpless baby you are standing in the rain and i am offering you a goddamn umbrella and you throw it on the floor and yell at god to abolish rain

[peppermintquartz]

"you are standing in the rain and I am offering you a goddamn umbrella and you throw it on the floor and yell at god to abolish rain" is a killer line and I wish I wrote that

[catchymemes]

[cuties-in-codices]

guy sitting by a fire

in a manuscript of jean de wavrin's "anciennes chroniques d'angleterre", flanders, c. 1470-90

source: Paris, BnF, Français 75, fol. 198r

[through-the-violets]

Oh boy! Another little dude sitting by a fi...

[powerfulwizard]

Shoutout to Dick Van Dyke for being a cis dude whose parents gave him a drag king name for some reason

[memewhore]

[40ouncesandamule]

Texas gave up that land so they could keep slavery:

“When Texas sought to enter the Union in 1845 as a slave state, federal law in the United States, based on the Missouri Compromise, prohibited slavery north of 36°30' parallel north. Under the Compromise of 1850, Texas surrendered its lands north of 36°30' latitude.”

[taxchurchesfundhealthcare]

Tell me more about how critical race theory shouldn’t be taught in school.

I am a grown ass man and I just learned about this 5 minutes ago.  Fuck everything about trying to hide the sins of our past.

[yugiohz]

Kafka was so right fuck this stupid baka life

[marlbororeds100s-deactivated202]

He didn’t say that.

[franzkavkas]

yes he did

[bewbin]

i think more people would be getting laid if it wasn't a logistical nightmare

[bewbin]

to get high speed railed

[emperor-ing-deactivated20191108]

trans lesbian = tresbian = très bien (very good)

[cannibalchicken]

[rainbow-femme]

I’m not bitter

[echiosbrain]

I am bitter

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Literally every movie adaptation ever: Henry Jeckyll is just a poor victim of his evil side Mr Hyde!

The Actual Book: Henry Jeckyll is a weird fuck who turned himself into a monster man because he wanted to indulge in doing horrible things without fear of getting caught

[ripperblackstaff]

Add the phantom of the Opera !

[rumpykamon]

If you allow me-

[filthburger]

[forensiccountermeasures]

“Good luck. And DON’T fuck it up.”

[telltaletypist]

it's wild that virtually all modern digital infrastructure is built to constantly spy on us and harvast our data for advertising yet online advertsing is still basically worthless and nobody seems to actually be benefitting from all this

[telltaletypist]

a vast rube goldberg machine of privacy violations all working together to deliver the most precisely targeted ads straight into my adblocker

[ectonurites]

i want you guys to GUESS what this anon says. because seeing this notification itself could not have prepared me for the full thing

[ectonurites]

all wonderful guesses!

but alas, no, it was:

[ectonurites]

mixed reactions on this one

[howverychaotic]

You just don't get this shit on any other website

[trapny]

Love the person treating it as if joker is real and actually committed all those crimes

[icefire149]

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT MY EMAIL RIGHT NOW

WHOOOOOOO LET THEM DO THIS