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MY GAY AGENDA

Hi! You can call me Fruitcake, my pronouns are he/it, and I'm a queer trans guy. This blog is just a place for me to say all the silly shit that exists in my head out loud!

If you are sitting here and thinking "Ew!!" then hi! You are in the wrong place. Consider scrolling! Hope this helps. 💕

#gay #gay is an important part of my personality #i know that was impossible to conclude on your own #transgender #yapping #a lot of yapping #intro post #introduction #i have actually never eaten fruitcake #i've heard fruitcake actually sucks #silly #i have no idea how to tag #i mean really what should i be putting here #lgbtq #lgbtqia #lgbtq community #queer #queer community #gay people please find me i'm begging

warcrimesimulator

i wish i was funny but unfortunately i just want to post shit about liking bread and hot men

pankendev

when a cartoon character has a little nutsack or dick visible at all times it might raise some eyebrows but is ultimately seen as funny & acceptable. on the other hand you couldn't make Crazy Frog with a cunt. one of society's great inequalities

liyisok

We've completely betrayed pigeons.

They carried our words across continents before roads and before railways.

They flew into battlefields through gas, bullets, and bombs.

And when the wars ended, we abandoned them. The pigeons on your streets today? Many are the direct descendants of the birds we used for our own advantage before calling them heroes.

And now, we call them pests.

Why do we only care for animals when they serve us?

should i start pigeon posting or something

#pigeons #pigeons are cool #what else do i tag

"i cant imagine having more hormones"

my father after i explained i was sad because of mood swings

#supportive fathers #he is so good at expressing things #bro literally majored in english #for context i have pcos #pcos #i was making pancakes at 10:30 which is what started the conversation #i love coping #the suggestions for the previous tag were scary #can you tell i dont know how to tag #queer #chronic illness #gay is the target audience #silly #father #dad #the suggestions for the previous tag were scary pt 2 #im gonna stop now

i was ranting to my father about why people are evil and pigeons aren’t actually stupid

he promptly solved this issue by suggesting we give all pigeons tiny glasses and berets

#pigeons #how am i supposed to tag this #my fathers wonderful advice #pigeon #pigeons are cool

i want to be with someone who ties my shoes

#queer #lgbtq #lgbtq community #lgbtqia #queer community #gay #still dont know how to tag #gay is the target audience #chronic illness #chronically ill #this is actually bc i cant breathe when i tie them and it hurts smh

being friends with someone and then getting together is literally just getting upgraded

#queer #lgbtq #lgbtq community #lgbtqia #queer community #silly #gay #transgender #still dont know how to tag #gay is the target audience #dating #queer relationships #relationship

001x456

allthingswhumpyandangsty

taylortut

i CANNOT express how much more lovable my friends are to me at their most annoying. i'd rather hear the same story 3 times than not at all. i'd rather read a 22 message text rant about something totally inconsequential than not hear from you all day. i'd rather you tag me in the stupidest post i've ever seen than not know that it made you think of a conversation we had a month ago. BE ANNOYING AT ME. I LOVE YOU

tarantula-hawk-wasp

Do NOT let family obligations keep you from thinking about yaoi.

raisinchallah

sex is so boring and passe but things that are metaphorically sex but weirder will never go out of style

rowanisawriter

DO NOT DO ANY WORK WHILE ON THE CLOCK OPEN YOUR GOOGLE DOCS ON YOUR PHONE AND WRITE GAY FANFIC. IGNORE YOUR MANAGER IGNORE CUSTOMERS. DO IT ON YOHR PHONE NOW TODAY. START TODAY RIGHT NOW. DO IT NOW

if only i was a twink maybe i would be as successful as dan and phil

#a friend of mine got me into dan and phil like a few months ago and now they consume my braincells daily #dan and phil #dan & phil #phan #phandom #queer #lgbtq #lgbtq community #lgbtqia #queer community #silly #gay #transgender #still dont know how to tag #gay is the target audience #because ive never seen a straight dan and phil fan

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