Simply The Beigest

Quentin, he/him, 1983

[clonerightsagenda]

When I was at the natural history museum, the fossil section had stickers on the glass to engage children - things like "Flap your arms like a pterodactyl" or "Measure your hand against the mosasaurus." However the first of these I encountered, which I found alarming and threatening without context, was a sticker reading "Struggle like you are stuck in a tar pit"

[clonerightsagenda]

I feel like more bright colors, an exclamation mark, or a more whimsical font choice would've also helped here to indicate that it is a Fun Activity For Children. Instead it felt like getting instructed in my inevitable fate by a road sign

[segamascott]

he seems to be doing a pretty good job tbh

[weepingwitch]

theist accelerationism: the world needs to get as bad as possible as fast as possible so God is forced to intervene

atheist accelerationism: the world needs to get as bad as possible as fast as possible in order to trigger a collapse of the current economic and socio-political structure

agnostic accelerationism: nobody knows why the world needs to get as bad as possible as fast as possible

[darkandstormyranger]

finally some relatable content on ig

[3liza]

have you guys noticed Amazon has now given you the option to buy calls on products. basically there is a calls list now where you can set any price you want, attach it to a product, and authorize amazon to buy this item as soon as it hits that price you set. fascinating marketification of the retail space

[3liza]

yeah strongly agree this is a phenomenal way to automate the main labor of Finding Deals. shit goes on insane sale all the time when someone runs out of warehouse space or ordered too much crap or whatever and unless you are actively looking for it at that exact time you wont see it. Amazon also simply lies to you about "sorting by price" on their main UI and also does not consistently retrieve or show actual search results so IF THIS WORKS its potentially huge for overpriced dropship crap someone is charging you $20 for because they're a middleman

[3liza]

[jamiebythesea]

Cette page me fvme

[sexhaver]

Who deserved to live more?

The Romanovs (entire royal family circa 1917 including the kids)

Harambe the gorilla

Voting ended onMay 30

[braaaaain]

A polling group that never read accounts of of the children were executed.

[sexhaver]

oh my god Harambe had kids?

[3liza]

OH. the "starting soon" screen for twitch streams should be a loading screen with tooltips. hit me like a thunderbolt

[weevil-mastermind]

Imagine if we did the “public libraries are punk” thing for other subcultures. Imagine if people made shirts that said “Soup kitchens are grunge” or “Mixed Use Urbanism is Juggalo”.

[vintar]

[capacity2]

I didn’t wanna say anything on the post and be the party pooper but that old man who posts the music he makes with captions like “they said I was too old to make electronic music bc I’m 60” kind of annoyed me bc like all of the greats are 60 right now…. Like they were 20 in the 90s inventing shit people are still catching up to. So who tf told him he’s too old ? Stop making shit up!!! Aphex twin is about to be 60 so is Roni size and ltj bukem and moodymann is like actually 60. Just being a drama queen for nothing and the music was mid on top of it all like girl… take that shit somewhere else before I say something

[criminallyaddictedtomilk]

[nuttysaladtree]

@elodieunderglass

[elodieunderglass]

That is very strange indeed!

[krisrisk]

@a-book-of-creatures

[a-book-of-creatures]

I trust Milkwalker completely

[gif87a-com]

[zukosgay]

is germany okay

[soloontherocks]

oh scheiße

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

This isn’t quite how I imagined the second coming of Christ.

[not-a-slayer-of-dragons]

What makes this funnier is that I’m pretty sure that’s at the station for cologne cathedral

[i-dont-crow]

It is and everytime I see that hole I think of this video

[babtest]

Remembered to check at the station today and report that

The structural stigmata are still there

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Why are the 4 holes?? Maybe 5?

[official-german-puns]

It’s his daily commute.

[thatswhywelovegermany]

#it is written that twice did jesus stumble and twice did the cross strike nearby architecture #so really this is method acting

[ninatastic]

Unfortunately they repaired it recently

[pluto-rain-her]

Es hängen jetzt sogar Schilder dort:

In Kölsch, Deutsch und Englisch 😂

[qubiste]

One of my best friends lent me a book that is just middle school, incompetent, pure cringe writing.

I'm suffering and he will never know.

[qubiste]

AEW and audio issues, an iconic duo since 2019

[ionomycin]

twin pearls

[eightyonekilograms]

It used to boggle my mind, as someone whose formative years were in post-9/11 hysteria, that the 70s had bombings, assassinations, airline hijackings, etc. left and right, and seemingly nobody cared. But I guess we’re basically back at it? The first time someone shot at Trump it felt like a news cycle for two weeks, then Kirk felt like one week, and Altman’s house getting Molotoved was more like a day or two. This latest thing will probably be more of the same. That’s just the age we’re in I guess.

[3liza]

[qubiste]

Well, I guess I'm going to believe in magical forces again for the next few hours

[qubiste]

Visited my French grandma and she offered me a Ver De Terre Original

[qubiste]

Mais bon pour de vrai c'était quoi les classiques de vos grands-parents?

Moi j'avais Paille D'Or framboise d'un côté et Menthe Claire Pie Qui Chante de l'autre

[qubiste]

Visited my French grandma and she offered me a Ver De Terre Original