I am the Commanding Ace Queen bow to me

Not quite sure what to do here. But I am the Queen, so I'll figure it out. Somehow. Maybe. Ace. I prefer She/Her, He/Him or They/Them. I've personally stopped caring what people call me. Icon commissioned from SuitBoxers

[only-tiktoks]

[earhartsease]

only one in three million tiktoks are this worth watching

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

this little freak keeps sneaking into my garden and rubbing himself all over my flowers??Hello?????

[james-silvercat]

Real, male bees don’t go after flowers they stay home, that freak is a herself

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

googling ‘bee genders’ as I dictate this post

[lierdumoa]

The more you google bee reproductive biology the more absurd it is that we’re applying the words male and female to them. Their actual genders are worker, drone and queen. The queen is capable of both asexual and sexual reproduction. Bees born of unfertilized eggs become drones that are capable of fertilizing eggs. Bees born of fertilized eggs become workers, but can also potentially become a queen depending on how they are fed during the larval stage.

Use whatever the fuck pronouns you want to describe bees because they’re all equally incorrect projections of human worldview onto an insect species. Bees don’t experience mammalian sexual dimorphism in a biological sense nor do they experience human gender dimorphism in a sociopolitical sense.

[lastoneout]

diversity win, the freak sneaking into your garden and rubbing themselves all over your flowers does not fit into a human biological or sociopolitical framework of sex and gender!

[ci-ah]

the pilot but it’s Carlos’s POV 

Pt.1 of several, hopefully

[baddadjokez]

We have two unwritten rules here:

1.

2.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[etherealcomics]

“Oh yeah… That’s… Batman…” “Batman’s real?” “Yeah, he’s… He’s over there.”

[bigwordsandsharpedges]

[argentavis]

lmao get drinked sky

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

[beepathan]

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

[tahthetrickster]

[jaubaius]

Obsidian is a natural volcanic glass formed when lava high in silica cools quickly preventing crystal growth.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Cracking open a cooled one with the geology boys.

[littlemisslez]

RIP Vine †

[my-lil-spot]

THE 1ST ONE.

[iminyjo]

This is almost all my favorite Vines TOGETHER!!😁

[yoozuhbish]

What a time to be alive

[nyctoheart]

these tags are so funnyyyy

[lightasthesun]

I miss the era where there'd be outtakes to animated movies like toy story or early 2000s barbie movies that shit was hilarious and so wholesome

[the-real-skeletor]

He's fortnite dancing

[redbuddi]

The best part is that this movie was animated using motion capture, meaning that its possible that instead of being instructed to dance as a funnie outtake, he might have actually done this of his own accord when recording the motion data. I honestly think that's what happened, if only cause barbies reaction seems very real

[statictieflings-deactivated2020]

Reblog if you would wait with him in the rain

[transmadotsuki]

He inside tho

[sexualyactivetoyotaprius]

He doesnt want to get wet

[transmadotsuki]

why is he floating, also

[sexualyactivetoyotaprius]

Maybe he has a medical condition, mind your business

[fsmbatman]

[tamaharu]

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[is-it-out-of-touch-thursday]

Yes

[littlebirdofprey]

ive always hated when a vampire story is trying to distance itself from traditional lore or common perception and the vampire turns up their nose and says "and no. I don't turn into a bat" like they're so offended that you'd even suggest that they could do something so cool. well congratulations you're uncool and boring goodbye

[largishcat]

“Can you turn into a bat?”

“God, no, I wish,” sighed the vampire. “That’d be fucking badass.”