egg

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

i would love to provide evidence of my claims. however if i posted a photo it may be used for training generative AI models, which goes against my beliefs

[doublism]

get in the dustpan. since you wanna make sweeping statements

[makingimages]

[lenbian-moved-deactivated202601]

i bet on crazy frogs

[ratcity]

We need to be going door to door telling men about bisexuality. We need to start standing outside grocery stores

[creepish]

That actually happened to me a couple hundred years ago

[archivegeo-deactivated20260222]

got a major pest problem this year actually

[tekkenjournalist]

Teller was tugging on Penn’s jacket and wanted a hug but Penn swatted him away like the fucking ogre he is

[justuno]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

hurrying home to my castle when i see lightning and remember that i left the frankenstein plugged in on the slab

[omtai]

i think we should all approach the things we find pleasant and avoid the unpleasant.

[honeypleasejustkillme]

“that’s ok i understand!!!!” but it actually made me sick to my stomach

[chaoticneutralwife]

i have decision paralysis because the angel and the devil on my shoulders are always fucking each other and they ignore me when i ask for help so i never know what to do

[serioustrannyfaggotwithatail]

[beewitch4-deactivated]

❗Pro tip: You can think about gay sex on the clock. It's free and they can't stop you.

[tropiyas]

[m0sscreature]

You're stuck in 2nd person and you can't get out. Help you. Help you. Please. Help you.