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WITH THE STRENGTH OF TEN CRACKHEADS I PROMISE ILL KILL YOU

sometimes kink trends can be a little irritating and overplayed but there's frankly nothing worse than the weird reactionary posts made in response like "uh actually no robot would fuck you ever" or "you couldn't have sex with a dragon" or whatever. what exactly is that supposed to accomplish? it just comes across as neil degrasse tyson level "akchually ☝️🤓" type posting for sex negative people. you're the kid who told the other kids playing wolves at recess that they're not actually wolves and they're stupid for playing that game. say something beautiful and true for once in your life.

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And at least neil degrasse tyson is doing his job as a scientist and actually having fun telling how a film is scientifically inaccurate

frankenfran

honestly so true daily-young-sheldon. basingo

decepticonsensual

My brother recently bought a house in the rural outskirts of his city, and apparently it's a real fixer-upper, but that's always been the kind of thing he loves doing. So he has a truck now (to haul stuff for all the repairs he's doing on the house). He's already fond of flannel. He bakes his own bread.

And now a cat has turned up, so he has a cat.

With Christmas rapidly approaching, it's dawning on me that my own brother is, in fact, Hallmark Christmas Movie Small Town Man.

If he shows up to Christmas dinner with a bewildered hedge fund manager who got stranded in his town and fell in love with him over an ice sculpture carving competition or some shit, I'm gonna have to stage an intervention.

cipheramnesia

god forbid men do anything

wizardarchetypes

do you know how many cookies she’s gotten in the last 24 hours???

It’s a completely superficial injury. Some scrapes. And she walks up to everyone on the farm and looks at them like this and literally shows them her paw and they give her everything. they hand it over.

wizardarchetypes

the miniature pony that she is expressively forbidden from bothering stepped on her paw for the record. because she was bothering her.

basketballhoopshowerhead

whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small. you know the ones i mean.

#fav

itsscaredycat

so ok yeah fine i watched gravity falls again and read the book of bill

uovoc

cat-source

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLyd95mk/

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frankenfran

realtalk: i can’t wait for AI to get better to the point where you can have a legit conversation with your computer or phone just for the heck of it imagine how innocent they’d be, and like they don’t know what swearing is until you teach them then they go overboard with it like a child and hhHHHG

frankenfran

aquilacalvitium

For those without timestamps the original post was made in 2014

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you're cancelled, btw

snapscube

yeah yeah yeah tell me somethin i don’t know

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in paper mario the thousand year door, you can buy a hot dog outside the glitz pit for 10 coins. it restores 5hp and 5fp.

firefox-official

Be honest, are you a bad person in any kind of way? I've been finding out about gross stuff that a bunch of blogs I really liked did and I feel icky :(

yeah in most ways. Good luck out there

otherwindow

#expecting purity from ANYONE will make your internet existence miserable sooner or later. better to maybe not do that

felitomkinson

marxism-transgenderism

REMEMEBER IF HARD WATER IS CAUSING CALCIUM BUILDUP IN YOUR BONG, JUST LET SOME WHITE VINEGAR SIT IN THAT THING FOR A FEW MINUTES AND SHE'LL BE LOOKIN BRAND NEW. JUST DONT SMOKE WEED WOTH THE VINEGAR INSIDE PLEASE

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