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how can you be smiling right now, even though were in the scary tunnel...?
because we're in the scary tunnel together <3
Chibi foliage guide: Rose (pt.2)
i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because:
i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live
most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person
im not a pissbaby
my white friends that have reblogged this give me life
4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP
If ur white and like this post I fux with u
^absolutely
5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.
i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this
6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death
Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌
yesyesyesyes
If you don’t reblog I probably won’t like you as a person
If you get the urge, here’s an absolutely free pass to question my cooking skills, dancing ability, and/or dress sense, or whatever else comes to mind based on my whiteness. Somehow I’ll cope.
Yes to alllll of this.
I reblogged it once and I’m doing this again ‘cause this is all fucking true
All of this. Know your privilege.
Some union basics:
1. Striking is the LAST RESORT. If a union is at the place where a strike is being proposed it is because they have been bargaining for a long time and exhausted all their other options.
2. Before a strike happens, all the members vote. Everyone is very aware of the status of negotiations long before they’re made public. But if a strike is occurring it’s because an overwhelming majority voted to strike—you want almost everyone in the union to agree before you take such a huge step.
3. Strikes are difficult but necessary demonstrations of workers’ collective power. The hope is that your labor is so essential that the bosses lost profits will make them come back to the bargaining table. The bosses are hoping that the workers will starve to death.
4. Working during a strike is called scabbing. Coming in from an outside industry to do work during a strike is sometimes called crossing the picket line. Both send you straight to hell.
This is my new favourite headline I've seen all year lmaooo
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“I took courage, used my deadname and signed up for Miss Italy. Because fighting transphobia is intersectional and even though I’m not a trans woman, I’ve decided to fight for their rights.”
ok this is 1. funny, 2. courageous, 3. how solidarity works, and 4. based
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So true 😭
Since Tiktok is going under I'll post this here too.
the more that I think about it, the more I realize that humanity is one of if not unicron's greatest creation, even if our very existence was never intended.
A virus that is highly intelligent and highly active, one that devours everything it can, a perfect counter to the organic aspects of quintessons (because let's face it, humans love to eat exotic things, if a real life flesh and blood quintesson existed, there would be people who would not only kill the darn thing, but pay to eat it.) however not only is this virus extremely voracious, but it is terrifying how fast it grows.
One year for a cybertronian is basically a hundred years for a human, in the span of a single year, for a cybertronian, humanities population could multiply from 4 billion to 8 billion, and given another year, that would double again to 16 billion.
Something that grows that fast, that spreads that fast, would be terrifying for a cybertronian.
But this virus doesn't just spread and eat, it's intelligent... it learns, kills and dissects everything it finds to learn of its strengths and weaknesses in order to counteract them.
And the worst part about this virus, it's resourcefulness. A measly hundred of these things could gang up on a cybertronian, kill it, then systematically tear it apart, organize the cybertronians parts and pieces, before then using said parts to build defenses and weapons or even more insulting, household items.
And the worst part even worse than its resourcefulness, is how stubborn it is, volcanoes, tsunamis, hurricanes, category 10 earthquakes and even asteroids could be sent to destroy the virus...
Yet it would always return, always survive... if even one remains, billions will follow...
The universe must be terrified of humans, because of their chaotic and violent nature yes, but also how fast they spread and how hard it is to get rid of them...
Humanity is basically the university's version of The Black plague...
And the funniest part?
Unicron made them on accident without even noticing...
Okay, I am sat and hearing you out.
Oooh this a good ask, one that took me forever to answer (sorry) but still really good!
Hmmm I love the idea of humans being like a sort of virus to the galaxy and Unicron enabling it. Why slowly destroy all this by himself when he can get help from billions, drastically speeding up the process?
The dynamic of an extremely evil villain but a great father is a fun one which can definitely apply here. So I like to think that Unicron is very soft with his little humans happily praising them for the improvements on their black hole nukes or inventing a new flavor of ice cream.
He's extremely supportive of their interests.
And down the rabbit hole we gooo!!!
Hijack DBH.
Lieutenant Haddock and Jack, F22111694, the android sent by Cyberlife.
Your party tells you to fess up cause you have strange abilities other necromancers don’t have. You tell them it’s cause you treat the dead like Family instead of servants. Turns out necromancy grants more powers if you truly honor the dead
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happy pride
okay so spock (the alien in blue) essentially goes into heat. like literal heat like an animal. Anyway, spock’s in bloodlust in this episode and must go back to vulcan to have sex with his finace (or someone. but its supposed to be his fiance) or he’ll literally die. this is called pon farr and some backstory spock is half human and thought he wouldnt go through pon farr so he abandoned his HOT fiance to fuck around in space except oops pon farr happens so. he and kirk (in yellow getting his tits cut open, he’s also spocks captain and best friend) and their other friend mccoy go to vulcan so he can have sex with his fiance or get married or whatever so he doesn’t die. but then spock’s fiance (t’pring) is like no i dont want to marry spock i want to have him fight someone to death (which she can do) and spock at this point is fully in the ‘blood lust’ and is basically not in his right mind and doesnt get what’s happening. and t’pring picks kirk to be her ‘champion’ in the fight (her logic is that if spock dies in the fight she doesnt have to marry him and if kirk dies, spock will be so upset with her he won’t marry her anymore anyway). anyway kirk doesnt know that its a fight to the death and so he’s like of course i’ll do this fight if it’ll help spock and then he gets told it’s a fight to the death and he goes WHAT and right afterwards spock slices his titties open like in the gif. also eventually spock and kirk roll around in the sand and kirk fakes his death and THIS somehow knocks spock out of his blood lust and he goes back to the ship super sad bc he’s killed his ‘best friend’ only to discover kirk’s alive and we see one of his biggest smiles of the series (a big deal bc spock is vulcan and they dont show emotion). anyway this aired as the season opener in 1967. know your history and all that happy pride
To summarize, star trek invented fuck-or-die and spock attempted to resolve this by giving kirk a boob window and wrestling with him half-naked in the sand
The fact that this is accurate is fucking killing me
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Hey There T’hy’la (Hey there Delilah Star Trek parody)
Vocals and guitar by me
Lyrics:
Hey there t’hy’la what’s it like in Shikahr city I’m a thousand light-years away But boy tonight you look so pretty, yes you do Vulcan’s suns can’t shine as bright as you, I swear it’s true
Hey there t’hy’la don’t you worry about the parsecs I’m right there if you get lonely give my thoughts another listen Close your eyes, listen to my voice it’s my disguise I’m by your side
Oh it’s what you do to me (x4) What you do to me
Hey there t’hy’la, I know this missions getting hard But just believe me boy, someday we’ll go and see the brightest stars We’ll have it good, we’ll have the life we knew we would My word is good
Hey there t’hy’la, I’ve got so much left to say If I told you to live long and prosper Would it take your breath away, I’d say it all Even more in love with me you’d fall, we’d have it all
Oh it’s what you do to me (x4)
A thousand light years seems pretty far But they’ve got shuttles and ships and hover cars I’d float through space if I had no other way The crew would all make fun of us And we’ll just laugh along because we know Their logic sucks if I may say
T’hy’la I can promise you That by the time we beam back through The galaxy will never be the same And we’re to blame
Hey there t’hy’la You be good and don’t you miss me Few more years maybe we’re done with school Out of Starfleet Academy with you
You’ll know it’s all because of you We’ll boldly go where we want to Hey there t’hy’la here’s to you This one’s for you
Oh it’s what you do to me (x4) What you do to me
“I reincarnated into the villainess” power fantasy webtoons but I make it Mel Medarda and Sevika yuri
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