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To reduce screentime, I am locking this app except for the weekend. Not a dead blog, just want to fix my brain. (Would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you tumblr devs making my easy queue button go away )
best yard sale find ever:
this is insanely racist and I haven't even seen much about this online yet
after Bad Bunny won they added a Latin song category and after Rosé got three nominations the grammys added a k-pop/c-pop/j-pop category they have always been afraid of well-performing artists of color challenging white artists in mainstream categories
“If they wanted too, they would” wrong. I have executive dysfunction. go fuck yourself
“If they’re not showing you effort, they’re not interested” bro I can barely show interest in my own hobbies. get down off your pedestal a moment
'if we get rid of prisons where will the violent people go' at any given moment i may run into cops or us military members and have to live with that. if we let vietnam veterans roam free i think we can release former gang members or whoever you're worried about just fine actually.
'thats not a solution' actually it is a solution to the problem of the evils of prisons. solving the other problems (structural inequality, poverty, prejudice/bigotry, resource access, coercive control, etc.) that enable and perpetuate violence and finding solutions for people who are not willing to be rehabilitated is a different problem with many complex solutions that will need to be pursued over many lifetimes. prisons have not solved any of those problems (or violence itself) and in fact are part and parcel to those problems and many others so i think we can dismantle those in the interim.
Bathroom floor is a mini pool.
midsummer: if the feudal strictness of your home kingdom can’t give you what you want, try going on an adventure guided by magical supernatural beings
macbeth: but not like that
hamlet: if you’re in a duplicitous violent world, your king and your peers and your girlfriend may lie to you, so only follow the advice of your steadfast best friend
othello: but not like that
as you like it: if you undergo a misfortune that causes you to hate your life in your city, give yourself a makeover and run away to the woods
timon of athens: but not like that
two gents: if you’re in love in italy, you can quickly and easily communicate important information via the verona postal service
romeo and juliet: but not like that
i'm still a leftist but in my experience women are viewed as expendable in leftist spaces, spoken over, treated as stupid, on a level that is astounding. you can get away with an enormous level of vitriolic hatred for women if you couch it in the right terms
yeah they think it's bourgeois and childish and that you are bourgeois and childish if you are a feminist. sometimes the ones that want to act like Allies to Women will act like it's cute (read: naïve) that you're a feminist and expect you to be flattered by that. otherwise you're stuck up and obnoxious for acknowledging rape culture, caring about your own safety, and not believing in bullshit like "rich women don't experience misogyny"
idk how many more "higher temperature is expected today"s i got left in me
if shane wasnt a hockey player he would be walking down the street and fall in an open manhole and mutated sewergator ilya would kidnap him and make him live as his sewer wife
i think people are starting to confuse class analysis with bioessentialism. like... no not all men do this, but Men as a constructed social class do do this. that's still okay to say. that is regular material analysis of the world around us.
assorted times that shane fixes ilya's necklace for him:
the first time is at the cottage, drinking coffee in the morning. shane notices that the clasp of ilya's necklace is hanging down by the pendant and offers to fix it for him. they both pretend that it isn't significant but ilya is very touched.
ilya decides he wants his necklace visible as they're taking photos for the irina foundation website, so shane makes sure it's centered on ilya's chest.
when ilya goes to leave after visiting shane in montreal during their boston year. shane stops ilya at the door under the pretense of adjusting his necklace and goes in for one more kiss.
during the first year shane is on the centaurs, ilya takes a hit that looked more serious than it actually was. in the locker room, shane doesn't want to admit how scared he was, so he distracts himself by moving ilya's necklace for him, which now also has ilya's wedding ring.
when they're going to a cens team party, shane stops ilya as they're leaving their house. "wait just a second. there, baby. you're perfect."
shane untangles ilya's necklace from his own hair after sleeping on ilya's chest one night.
ilya starts kissing shane's wedding ring on his chain as a pregame ritual during playoffs, and makes shane kiss his in return ("kiss the ring, hollander. it's bad luck if you don't." / "you decided that just now, but fine."). shane tucks ilya's chain back under his gear before heading onto the ice to try to win their first cup together.
do care + did ask + sick like crazy? + oh, like cancer? + that's awful + hey + hey + holding you tenderly + kissing you with tongue + rocking you gently
wilt thou retreat with me to mine cottage this solstice? do not away to russia. come to my dwelling. we shall divert ourselves so greatly, and without fear of others' judgment. no one shalt know. we might have a week or even a fortnight...
this one gets it. it's a flippant yet enigmatic and inclusive hand wave in survey form and I love it
by the devil hollander thou art so tedious. thou hast a scroll and quill. give.
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