Mostly I Just Fail

[tariqah]

Thots on the Pope

So the pope has thots now

[tariqah]

[writterings]

me thinking about shakespeare normally: mercutio was gay

me thinking about shakespeare at 3 am: romeo and juliet is underrated as a story. why? because everyone treats it as a love story when they should be treating it as a commentary on how children are too afraid to come to their parents with a problem or even voice their opinions on things without fear of facing repercussions. juliet didn’t want to marry paris, some old guy she didn’t know. so OF COURSE she was going to choose romeo, some hot young thing that talked nice and looked nicer and probably made her feel special. she had had at least a conversation with the guy. but no. she can’t tell her father that she doesn’t want to marry and would rather try to get to know that nice montague boy that was chatting her up while crashing her party. but of course she can’t. both of because societal expectations and because of the whole blood feud. and then there’s romeo. we all call him an emo fuck but the fact remains that it is highly hinted that he had depression and while finding someone “to love” doesn’t automatically fix that in a person, him “loving” juliet definitely did seem to improve his mood while his parents just brushed him off. and in the end of the story, they’d both rather kill themselves then tell their parents that they’re going to be disappointing them by telling them who they “love” and that’s just fucked up. these were teenagers. and while this may have not been old billy shakes’ original message, it stands that this interpretation could benefit being taught to a lot of students and even some parents. 

[writterings]

me thinking about shakespeare at 3:30 am: also know what was fucked up? mercutio and tybalt died without even knowing what they were dying for. they literally say in the beginning of the play that no one remembers why the blood feud started. and mercutio wasn’t even an capulet or montague. this wasn’t his fight. but he died anyways, under romeo’s arm, by tybalt’s hand. sure, they were fighting because tybalt was pissed about romeo seeing juliet and shit, but mercutio didn’t know that. he thought tybalt was just starting shit just to start shit. he didn’t know what he was dying for. “a plague on both your houses” indeed. and then tybalt. fucking firey tybalt. like i said before, no one knows why the blood feud started. he essentially just died because his family hates another guy’s family probably over something like the 13th century equivalent of a sports rivalry. that’s so fucked up. while i don’t remember what their exact ages were, i’m pretty sure they were teenagers too. what the fuck.

[writterings]

me thinking about shakespeare at 3:35 am: and then benevolio. oh god benevolio. what even happened to him??? first, he watches this guy who was always a jackass to him but he’s probably known all his life get killed, then his (boy)friend dies all because of something his cousin does, and then his cousin is exiled/flees before he’s exiled. he’s then all alone for like the rest of the play, until he assuredly walks into the mausoleum at the end of the play and sees his cousin dead on the ground with some girl he’s maybe seen twice in his life dead on top of him. what the fuck. what the actual fuck. poor benevolio just lost his two best friends and now he’s all alone. and you know they never even say if he’s in the play for the rest of the thing. you just assume he is. for all we know he could’ve skipped town, or killed himself as well, or died in a duel, or anything. i always headcanoned him as the youngest of the group. and like, that just makes it worse. poor benevolio, the guy that was left all alone at the end of the play with all his friends and acquaintances dead. “for never was a story of more woe / than that of juliet and her romeo”???? bullshit. for never was a story of more woe than that of our poor fucking benevolio. 

[twinkvampire-deactivated2018082]

me thinking about shakespeare at 3:50 am: mercutio was gay

[turing-tested]

not to sound like a commie or anything but I hate how it costs money to be alive

[firesigh-deactivated20181118]

ma’am your lesbian is showing

[firesigh-deactivated20181118]

miss? your dyke is out

[firesigh-deactivated20181118]

ma’am

[melonkollie]

if cis women can bulk up and wear baggy pants and crop their hair short and go without makeup or shaving their pits/legs/anywhere else, co-opt traditionally ‘masculine’ behaviors, and still be viewed as women–even praised for how very feminist they are in doing so–then so can trans women. that’s it. end of.

and if cis men who love fashion and florals and pink, and wear dresses and makeup and love to bake, can be comfortable in their masculinity and praised as revolutionary for doing so, then–you guessed it–so can trans men. that’s it. end of.

not one single person on earth has any right to dictate how anyone else pilots their respective flesh suits. not one single person on earth has any right to claim someone is ‘faking’ their gender or performing a gender incorrectly when gender is arbitrary as hell as-is.

[nukacolae-deactivated20160425]

shout out to this random elf who kept interrupting my conversation with dorian

[owob]

i learned things today on twitter dot com

[bbwpizzahut]

Yea

[kai-pink]

I don’t even know how to fucking describe the raw power and energy I felt from this god damn video it’s like someone grabbed me by my fuckin brain and launched it into the astroid belt where every part of my being begins to be torn apart and put back together again only to be floating in a never ending space cloud of dreams before I came back to my god forsaken human body

[girls-to-avoid]

everyone always talks about the wendys twitter, but

let’s talk about moonpie’s twitter

[helthehatter]

Moon pie is so nice and responsible

[girls-to-avoid]

He’s a very good boy

[queen-of-dirt]

Ohhh my God

[ithelpstodream]

[dadhopper-deactivated20171203]

Titanic where everything is the same but winona ryder plays Jack and we get to see her and Kate winslet fall in love

[allshipscanon123]

And they both fucking make it alive??? and grow old together. Making that “it’s been 84 years” line more iconic together???? Yes please

[somewhat-honest-abe]

Winona is thinner and weighs less. Enough room on the plank for both of them w/o sinking.

[tryclops]

[furbearingbrick]

when you like the thing

but the creator

[webbcrawler]

Imagine a story where Superman and the Flash have temporarily lost their powers, but they solve a crime by combining their skills as an investigative journalist and forensic scientist.

[webbcrawler]

This old post of mine has been getting a TON of notes lately, and as I read over the comments and reblogs, I just want to say…

Batman fans STILL don’t know how to shut up.

[animusrox]

[vivienvalentino]

Power of fictional characters right here.

[out-there-on-the-maroon]

Use this gifset the next time some asshole tries to tell you that “there’s no disability in this sci-fi story because there’s no point.”

[maxx205]

Yasss hope

[ladyshinga]

we are all Kelly in that second gif right now

[iamjaynaemarie]

This so rocks. 😌

[frogmp3]

Steven Hawking‘s life proves what we should all know to be true: that intelligence without compassion is meaningless, and that every person who is truly intelligent knows caring deeply for others is the smartest choice a person can make

[unpopularly-opinionated]

This is so unbelievably far from being true.

Intelligence sans compassion and empathy is what drives this world. If we care, we limit the possibilities of our minds.

[frogmp3]

very edgy, anyway i think there’s a sale at Hot Topic right now you might be interested in that

[unpopularly-opinionated]

I’m sure you would know.

Anyways, ‘edgy’ doesn’t mean wrong.

[frogmp3]

your mastery and reworking of the phrase “i know you are but what am i” in response to me saying you shop at hot topic has proven to me that you are not only smart than me but Stephen Hawking as well and probably g-d himself

[obesitysherpa]

Gotta be somethin’

[c3rvida3]

My boss, who is a grown woman with children my age, just whispered, “Oh, this is going to be so fucking efficient,” before spraying Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough her guts out when it blew back in her face.

[correct-vampire-opinions]

me

[regardstosoulandromance]

If John Mulaney was a vine he’d be “road work ahead? UH YEAH. I sure hope it does!”

[catchinlemons]

Not sure what to do with this information but it is absolutely correct