Queen Bitch of the Universe

[spacecampgirlfriend]

[rundevinrun]

“What if Odette doesn’t go for the merger?” “Urge her!" 

[sarahseeandersen]

[fantasmalresplendent]

I can't be the first to make this connection

[fantasmalresplendent]

y'all slept on the first chart but I will make the world see my vision

[soberscientistlife]

[adulthoodisokay]

happy new year, y’all

[adulthoodisokay]

shoutout to everyone who’s also dealing with the longest year of a week this week

[galvanizedfriend]

Chloé Zhao, who just won an Oscar for best director, writes fanfiction.

That's the kind of validation I needed in my life. Thank you, ma'am.

[absurdthirst]

To all those that think there is an age limit to fanfiction or you “have to be this” to write fanfiction — fuck off.

[dogmotif-deactivated20240505]

the main problem i have with america is that nothings old as hell there. i cant be so far away from a castle it damages my aura

[chillyfeetsteak]

man people really just say stuff on here huh

[lame-kid-on-couch]

Noooo haha don't spread racist ideals and colonizer propaganda by idolizing white european aesthetics above all else and denying the life and accomplishments of native peoples on their own lands

[marzipanandminutiae]

I work in postcolonial USAmerican history (museums in New England, Revolutionary through Victorian) and I constantly find myself correcting tourists who say we "don't have anything as old as in Europe here"

they don't usually mean anything by it; they're just not thinking and often get a bit embarrassed when I gently say "nothing EUROPEAN that's that old." but I will keep saying it until I run out of breath, if necessary

(also some pueblos are still occupied! Acoma Pueblo has been continuously occupied for 2000 years! which is incredibly cool!)

[queer4cryptids]

I've lived in Maine my entire life and never knew there was a 4,000+ year old American Stonehenge just a few hours away in Salem, NH. It's a beautifully maintained park, and one of the directional alleys points straight toward my ancestors homeland (Lebanon) 🥰🥰

It was a great place to get engaged!!

[theconcealedweapon]

[whatevergreen]

Historical facts revealing corruption and racism are only dangerous to those who are currently corrupt and racist.

[twinkenjoyer-deactivated2023083]

if the truth is so dangerous to the current order, maybe that order needs to be dismantled

[eggothesquirrel]

[kirain]

Um.

[evilkitten3]

i don't think "flex" is a strong enough word for whatever the last three minutes of my life was

[theclockworkjudas]

That was one of the most beautiful sequences I have ever seen.

[scurviesdisneyblog]

That’s because Marahute was animated by none other than Glen Keane, who storyboarded this magnificent sequence as well. He’s the legendary animator behind Ariel, Beast, Aladdin, Pocahontas, and Tarzan. Glen is famous for his extraordinary dedication to bringing his characters to life. For the Rescuers Down Under, he thoroughly studied eagle anatomy, and here are a few of his notes.

[the-human-shape-pokemon]

I don’t know if anyone else has said this yet, but I would like it if the treasure of area zero turns out to be that the energy of the Time Machine caused a Jurassic Park effect. & we got to see the rock type fossil Pokémon without the obligatory rock type.

For instance:

Ice/ Fairy Aurorus

Dragon/ Flying Archeops

Dragon/ Flying Aerodactyl

+ all the Galar fossils as they truly existed.

[progressivepower]

#unionize #taxcorporations #taxtherich #raisethewage

[liberalsarecool]

Unions work! 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏽💪🏾💪🏿💫🤜🏻🤛🏻

[sarahseeandersen]

(Oops I accidentally shared this a day early on Tumblr, sorry!! Will be posted across other platforms tomorrow)

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

Everyone else talked about outdoor cats, it's time for me to talk about offleash dogs

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

Reasons not to have your dog offleash at a public park:

1) roads (this one is self-explanatory)

2) it makes the park inaccessible to like, entire swathes of the population. If you have experience with police dogs or guard dogs in your neighborhood, or you're a new immigrant from somewhere with a large population of feral dogs, it sucks ass going to the park and having someone's massive lab bound up to you!

3) If, for example, you are in a protected wetland area plastered with friendly signs asking you to please leash your dog to avoid causing an ecological impact, having your dog offleash might cause an ecological impact! "Oh no, my dog is well-behaved, they would never bother the wildlife" wrong! your dog is in the pond trying to eat the endangered Blandings' turtles!

4) Non-zero chance of a jokerified park guide (me) just clipping your dog to a leash and stealing them

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

5) “Oh but my dog is friendly!” If your unleashed “friendly” dog runs up to my leashed UNFRIENDLY dog, and my dog bites yours, guess who’s getting the blame despite doing everything right?

[troubled-pasta]

6) Many parks can have poison baits or traps in them for invasive species control that your dog can accidentally come across and be harmed by if allowed to roam freely

7) most councils or local governments (especially in Australia) have laws about which areas count as on or off-leash areas (especially because of reasons 3 and 6) and you can and will get fined hefty amounts for doing the wrong thing

8) there are off-leash spaces designated by councils that you can go to instead where you are allowed to let your dog run free. Just look them up and go there if it's such a big deal for you

[awkward-teabag]

9) Your dog is at risk of physical injury if it runs up to, say, a parent with a baby or toddler. Punting a strange dog that runs up isn't out of the question, nor is instinctively shooting it if you're someplace with lax gun laws.

10) If it's a place also frequented by horses, your dog could get its skull caved in with a kick from a 800lb+ animal that was either startled or plain doesn't like dogs.

11) Dogs are known for eating shit but it's not good for them and also makes them smell, especially if they also roll in it. And god forbid they come across human poo.

12) Venomous animals can bite your dog or your dog may eat a poisonous animal. A bear/cougar/croc/whatever may also find themself face to face with a snack. Birds of prey may also see a meal if you have a small dog.

13) Ticks and spear grass! If a dog isn't leashed, you can't keep them away from long grass.

14) They'll get lost.

15) They'll growl/nip/bite someone who will try to get your dog put down.

16) If your dog damages/kills protected or endangered flora or fauna, that's potentially a very steep fine in your future.

17) You'll miss when your dog shits thus can't pick it up.

18) Bloat can kill dogs quickly (and painfully) if you don't get them to a vet ASAP and one of the biggest triggers is drinking something they shouldn't E.G. pond water or water with algae.

[bi-poehler-blog]

I can’t even.

[nbcsnl]

Life.

[glifcker-deactivated20170628]

[fuckyeaharianajennette]

[beefmother]

nuclear bombs fired

[solarbird]

Perfect.