Queer demon disaster

Finally decided it was time to get a Tumblr. Gods save me. Hello all! My name is Nick and I use he/they pronouns.

[thememedaddy]

[blackghostm2o]

Idk if this has been already done, but it speaks to me to a personal level

[theunrhymablerhymes]

You there. You beast. You creature. You urban legend.

Your fur is messy.

Your teeth are sharp.

Your eyes carry the weight of a thousand years.

Mortals search the wilderness for proof of your existence.

Stay wild motherfuckers

[mostlyvoidpartiallyjims]

[crippled-peeper]

I remember when people pretended to care about bees for a few years because they were an indicator species and now I’m getting replies to that post like “idc if all bugs die as long as we get rid of mosquitos and flies and cockroaches” YOURE GONNA FUCKING DIE!!!!! WE WILL DIE TOO!!!!! WE WILL ALL DIE WITHOUT BUGS!!!! IM NOT KIDDING!!!!

[gemsandjunk]

The Onion continues to never miss

[jensaphangirl]

I made a Poto iceberg

[muirin007]

Can I just express my genuine gratitude that you thought to include me? That’s hilarious and so sweet and I can’t tell you how much that means to me. Honored to be a part of everyone’s lifelong obsession/affliction.

[edwardcreel]

reblog if you believe fanfics are as valid as books that were published and sold by authors who write as their main careers. I'm trying to prove a point

[girlrustcohle]

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

[lastoneout]

Radfems and TERFs are always like "I'm a feminist!! That's why I think women are weaker than men and also should never express sexual desire I disagree with and also I hate any expression of femininity in men and masculinity in women and think all men(and anyone I think is a man) are violent monstrous predators that women need to be separated from for their own protection." and it's like. You are a conservative. You are a fucking republican. Oh my god. You wouldn't know feminist if it walked up and punched you right in the face.

[what-even-is-thiss]

It will get cold again eventually. The summer will not last forever. I’m not doomed to live in this unbearable heat for all eternity. <- said while gripping the countertop so hard that the tile is starting to crack

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

reblog if you’re a sick fuck

[labelas]

There’s three types of vampyres -

Those that want to be Astarion from Baldur’s Gate

Those that want to be Stoker’s Dracula

And those that are Morticia Addams

[defrostedvertebrae]

"Do you believe in the supernatural?"

Mf i am the supernatural

[comicallyqueer]

I hope this makes sense.

[kaleidoscopekai]

an unfriendly reminder ☺️

[globo--homo]

[collaredswitchacademic]

I may be pre-T but I wear that handsome gay male slut badge with pride.