[pulpfiction]

i googled “why do cats run around and meow at night” and one of the results listed this as a cause:

[porterr-robinson]

[yekkes]

It’s still so funny that Sarah Palin is advertising flat tummy tea

[yekkes]

100% real lmao

[yekkes]

Like I have to say my life sucks but at least I’m not selling flat tummy teas on Instagram 10 years after trying to be the Vice President

[cheaphalloweencostume]

when i was a toddler i thought god was an imperceivable web of white pulsing membranes stretched over itself a million times and i thought he lived inside the wooden pulpit at my church

[fetidmoppet]

[writterings]

we’re getting into BOOKS again, kids. we’re out here reading BOOKS. it doesn’t matter if it’s YA lit or elementary school readers or “”great classic”” novels or comic books or even creative non-fiction. we’re reading BOOKS and we’re having FUN with it. 

[soontodisappear-deactivated2020]

Is this a threat?

[writterings]

yeah

[caroldanversenthusiast]

jameela jamil will save us all

[shutupmerlin]

@Netflix please stop trying to promote amy schumer to me. please. i’m begging you. i don’t know who i hurt in a past life to deserve this or what i’ve watched that makes you think i would willingly sit through anything she has created but please make it go away i don’t want to look at her

[alicentpark]

this scene alone should be enough for queer eye to win another emmy

[sabotagedselfie]

You know?

[valtsv]

[valtsv]

[asarlaithe-deactivated20220528]

please remember that in a healthy, adult relationship (romantic or not), you should be able to talk about things that are bothering you. if you are bottling up your emotions and holding it against someone when you haven’t told them what is wrong, you’re not engaging in healthy behaviour. but also, if your friend/significant other makes you feel as though you can’t talk about what bothers you- i.e. has made you feel guilty/gotten extraordinarily angry when things were brought up in the past- they are not engaging in healthy behaviour.

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry

[quaadude]

Me getting my name called to get my order at Starbucks

[fozzie]

[a-bold-move]

[babyanimalgifs]

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[jrbsfx]

In case you’re wondering how smart rats can be, and if Ratatouille is real, then allow me to share this story: I once had two rats, River and Chell, both rescued from a laboratory as babies. Chell was whip-smart and liked to ride around on my shoulders as I walked around the apartment. She would recognize places she wanted to go, such as her cage or the sofa, and I would raise my arm up to let her run across to her objective. She quickly cottoned on to this and, in an entirely self-taught behavior, would run to one of my shoulders or another and tug on my sleeve, to signal me to raise my arm in the direction she wanted. In this manner she was able to steer me around the apartment and would frequently use me as a taxi instead of walking herself. She then taught her sister how to do it too.

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[category-fury-deactivated202101]

This has absolutely no right going off as hard as it does

[honeymushroom]

happy worm moon spring equinox world frog day

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

This is why I feel so powerful today

[oatmeal47]