[blckgirlacid]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

[paperclip6]

Dont ask me whats up i have done nothing since we last talked 3 years ago

[ask-pacman]

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

[just-spacetrash]

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

[boccher]

ocean.com/fish

[elegant-paper-collection]

ocean.com/fish/careers

[sufjansjoy]

well i'll just go ahead and get it out of the way : good morning. i know that's what you sick tuesday freaks want to hear..........

[theythembobdylan]

this is my one wild and precious life fucckkkkkkk fuckkkkkk fucckcckkkkkkk

[irondive]

back on the path of the wolf

[tsarina-anadyomene]

men dating women? they really allow anything in this liberal hell

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[the-adventures-of-dave]

Took purple Dave on a walk to eat some grass today

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[campyvillain]

i see it so i See it I see Thart with me EyeBals

when i see it i Look at it Put my eyes on it with My sightballs I look with my look balls and see It so in front of me

i see it with my eyedbarls

[wastrelwoods]

new mychart message! aw damn....doc says my reality and existence lab work was wayyy off so she's referring me to an Ontologist

[whenimyoungandtrue]

???!!!????!?

[heedra]

really losing my patience for any 'feminist' statement to the tune of 'we need feminism because women fill a fundamentally different and necessary role than men and will be better at doing x y or z'. like actually i think we need feminism because it is an unbearable death of the spirit by inches to exist in a world where you are not seen as a fully realized human being because of a single cultural determination, and because a world that enshrines such things creates systems that are fundamentally sick to the core