The Universe Shall Embrace You

corrine - 30 - she/her

[formlessformless]

You Could Go Anywhere but You Won’t, 2023 Photographed by Brooke DiDonato.

[definitelynotshouting]

having a snuggable animal in your home is like a constant minigame of ancestral persistence hunting, every morning this beast is getting yoinked from various parts of the house to indulge our daily ritual of bringing him back to bed for cuddling purposes. im like the doom guy in hell meme but instead of ronald reagan im looking for my cat

[definitelynotshouting]

is this anything

[melodespiza]

[dragongirlafro]

ok i know i'm one to talk but genuinely if you think 👍 or ❤️ is "passive aggressive" you might be spending a bit too much time on your phone jeez louise

[dragongirltitties]

who thinks 👍 is passive aggressive i read it as an old timey mobster going "on it boss"

[mollyjames]

Whenever I use thumbs up I'm sticking my hand out from under a pile of rubble, too exhausted to speak, but signalling I'm okay

[illiterate-oscillating-rat]

I want a plugin for Microsoft Teams that shows all the thumbs up as middle fingers.

[iamthecutestofborg]

Nothing will stop me from claiming my God-given right to be the cringe elderly 35 year old every generation must inevitably become

👍❤️👌😬

[hotvampireadjacent]

[slimegargoyle]

guys you gotta stop thinking of women in their 30s as elderly it’s just misogyny

[courtesyname]

you also gotta stop thinking about actual elderly women as lesser human beings. Youth is not a measure of one’s worth.

[goodnightngoth]

me: sorry i’ve been busy

me for the last hours:

[zapatism]

lol ur watching the world cup finals sorry im too busy HAVING SEX

(texting my dick guy) we gotta have sex rn i just blogged

(dick guy) im watching the world cup

[kingcatnine]

a lot of people on social media are very cruel about the literacy crisis of course I think everyone should not just read more but read things that challenge them... but when had shaming and mockery ever made you want to do something you're being made fun of for not doing? i don't think you actually care I think you're just glad to have an acceptable target to feel intellectually superior over

[goldcanillust]

The Anatomical Angel

[dragongirlbunny]

there is nothing a corporation hates more than having employees, but a close second is having to provide a good or service in order to make money. these two reasons concisely explain is why the ai bubble formed in the first place.

[ivipl1]

i love when women have a deeper or raspier voice. its very charming

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[catcrumb]

[kosmogrl]

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

[free-my-mindd]

[sandmandaddy69]

[starlitsecrets]

Remember when joining fandom as a younger person meant lurking for a bit and figuring out the vibe and etiquette instead of coming in on day one and calling people weirdos for liking weirdo shit in the weirdo factory.

[voidlesslove]

Lurking is also an enrichment for the soul. No social commitments. Just a sublime appreciation for the people and art around you