defeating a sandwich only makes it tastier

[dailycatsblog]

[swagophile]

they led me to water once and i drank a bunch. i was thristy. it was easy for me. i think horses are just lame

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

show me another funny picture im not driving tonight

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[shizukateal]

The thing about the Witch Hat Atelier world is that the magic system sounds great until you realize it's essentially programming and that sobers you up immediately. Sure, maybe you reach the level of skill needed to draw perfect curves, straight lines, and circles without looking down, but after that you still need to be able to logic out which combination of sigils will actually give you the desired effect, and if you misplace a single line it all goes to shit. Add to that the inclusion of effect-altering inks and you start to understand why Olruggio is Like That.

[hardwrench]

The Poisoned Ant = tavern for villains and rogues

Poisoned Ant = 90s rock band

Poisoned the Ant = 2010s rock band that sucks

Ant, Poisoned = dark and contemplative novel that just came out

ANTPOISONED = steam game

[ouroborosorder]

I bet it feels so fucking good to ask a traveller if they’d like to save their game one last time before facing the final boss

[fairycosmos]

big life tips dont be neurodivergent dont be poor dont get in any sort of situation and dont let yourself need or crave

[themoonandmyman]

bug life tips: leaf

[theparadigmshifts]

evangelicals being like "god made men to do This and be like This and women to do That and be like That that's just how it is" and it's just a picture of a white man and woman following traditional gender norms makes me so insane like you boring fascist fucks. god made 2 million species of beetles. god made whales, ducks, humans, and 1500 other species capable of same sex behavior. god made fish and amphibians that change sexes. god made more than 30 different intersex variations in human beings. god, in his infinite curiosity. wake up!!! fuck!!

[theparadigmshifts]

"god wants women to have perfect no-makeup makeup looks and stay at home not talking back and upholding capitalism" god??? that guy who made lizards that shoot blood out of their eyes?? that guy who made salmon do whatever the fuck that is?? are you fucking crazy???

[phenomignitionsanduncertainties]

how to escape the terrible fatigue guide

[phenomignitionsanduncertainties]

escape the terrible fatigue walkthrough no commentary

[64mpg]

the self is one of the most classic guys to sabotage

[teathattast]

[omegasmileyface]

ask not for whom poob has it

[omegasmileyface]

poob has it for thee

[circusheart]

But the spike pit adds so much personality to the living room☹️

[henstomper]

imposter syndrome is so funny like fuuuuck i hope nobody finds out im tricking people into thinking im competent by knowing things and doing them

[writing-prompt-s]

The king and queen took the forbidden deal with the Fae; Their firstborn in exchange for their aid. Years later, much to their shock, their offspring returns, and is surprisingly grateful to their birth parents for the life they were given.

[relia-robot-writes]

"It's an old story, isn't it? A life for a life, power for power. You sent me away to live with the Good Folk, and got a child of theirs in return."

"But, see, the Good Folk don't work like you do. We don't hide in high towers, behind walls, fretting about laws and power. We watch, and we learn."

She finished cleaning the blood from her needle-thin sword and gave it a flick, stepping over the bodies of the guards to approach the King and Queen.

"The plague that infested your lands was one of your own making. A demand for more and more taxes from those you were supposed to protect made them weak and frail. Ripe for infection. And when you finally took notice, you simply barred your doors and hoped you could hold out, as if your own people were a besieging army."

She stepped closer. The King and Queen backed away from the leaf-armored woman, before tripping on the stairs to the thrones. They tried to scrabble away, but the woman was upon them, blade at the ready.

"And when that didn't work, you begged for help. I know, now, that the Good Folk wouldn't have bothered if it wasn't for the thousands of others crying out for aid and succor. The price of your own daughter seemed a small one to pay for your continued rulership. But, you know, I have to thank you; if I'd been raised by you, I would have become as hateful and cruel as you are."

The Queen opened her mouth to say something, and with a flick of her hand the woman's sword was at her throat. She gulped, and stayed silent.

"I've been watching, too," she said, quietly. "The child you gained from the Good Folk was one you were supposed to take care of. To love. To try and recover even the smallest amount of empathy. But you couldn't even do that, could you? So now I'm here. Not to reclaim my birthright. Not to overthrow you. I have no interest in the human realms. No, I only want one thing."

She lifted her arm the barest smidgen, and a bright trickle of blood began to roll down the Queen's neck.

"Where's. My. Sister."

[treasuredplanet]

I think that when you're overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game