just a bebé @quierellorarbebe - Tumblr Blog

The boys stub their toes

god created Shane Hollander and a month later was like "I'm gonna give him this big russian boy with a huge dick and even bigger heart"

m4s0ch1st1c-pup

ILYA IS SHANE'S BABY

LET SHANE TAKE CARE OF ILYA AND DO NICE THINGS FOR HIM

LET SHANE HOEDOWN THROW DOWN WITH ANYONE WHO DISRESPECTS ILYA

LET SHANE CUDDLE AND KISS AND DO AFTERCARE ON ILYA AFTER GAMES AND SEX

LET SHANE BE THE PROTECTOR

LET SHANE BE THE ONE ILYA CAN HIDE BEHIND

LET SHANE LEGALLY AND VERBALLY TEAR DOWN SHITTY REPORTERS AND SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNTS

LET SHANE BE THE GUARD DOG THAT ONLY BACKS DOWN AT ILYA'S WORD

velartis

Franz Kafka, 1912

000l

shrewreadings

like to charge, reblog to cast.

lexicanons

You know that meme that’s like “A job will have you, a 21 year old, with a 55 year old bestie” Well, AU where Ilya gets hired at the Treasury Board and quickly becomes besties with David Hollander. They’re really good at their jobs so they finish most of their work by 10:30 am and spend the rest of the day fucking around and pretending to be busy together. They get lunch together and talk shit about their boss. David tells Ilya that he’s throwing a birthday party and asks Ilya to come. “You can meet my son and talk hockey! I think you’ll like him!” Ilya decides to go and the party is in full swing when he arrives. David takes him around, introducing him to people until they make it to David’s son. David introduces him to Shane and Ilya is taken by how beautiful Shane is. He’s admiring Shane’s freckles when it dawns on him that he’s staring at THE Shane Hollander, best hockey player in the league. David told him that his son plays hockey but he never put it together that David’s Shane was THE Shane. Ilya and Shane end up in the far corner of the living room, talking all night as the party goes on around them. Years later at their wedding, during his speech, David admits to throwing the birthday party to hook Ilya and Shane up.

mrsbartlesby

The Centaurs, whenever someone from the press asks one of them to describe Ilya Rozanov.

imsodishy

does his fine plumage impress you?

moonlightsonatah

hang it in the louvre

pt 37/?

stabthroughme

Ilya can't go back to visit his mother's grave, but sometimes higher ups from the Treasury Board in Canada do go on diplomatic missions.

David who's assigned to go on a trip to Russia after Hollanov's been outed, because he's been picking up Russian and it would be a good temperature read on the Russian counterparts.

David who visits Irina's grave and spends time cleaning it up, lights a candle and sits until long after it's burned out.

David who tells Irina about Shane as a child, who tells her about all the ways Shane and Ilya fit together, who tells her about the puzzle nights and the cookies and cream ice cream and the blanket they keep specifically for Ilya on their couch.

David who reassures Irina that he helped Ilya with his cuff links on his wedding day, tells her not to worry about her boy.

David who tells Irina that her son is so loved and cherished.

David who plants a little maple tree as a "sign of friendship" in a park across from the cemetery Irina is buried in. He got to pick the place, and he made sure she would be able to see it.

Edit may 3: Hey if you're here from threads :) Love getting jump-scared with my own tumblr post getting screenshotted (this is fine i promise, they credited me properly) but jfc. Right in front of my salad???

Yes I kissed the brick :D