I'll wait for us to Start, wait for us to End

Sam 30 U.S. Semper ad meliora.

[endofloves]

hornblower the even chance + textposts

[northirish]

I'm following blogs that haven't posted in like eight years but I don't care I shall never unfollow them because I am a true and loyal knight #loyalknight

[thirtyskeletons]

Any day now

[thirtyskeletons]

people have suddenly started reblogging this post of mine from february 8th, 2012. great bit everybody

[thirtyskeletons]

[pup-purgatory]

[machinecreature]

tfw the reporter runs in a serpentine fashion

[ormundshightower]

Help me, she prayed, send me a friend, a true knight to champion me.

[distractionsfromthefood]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

let's put Scooby and the gang in a genuine horror movie situation, i wanna see what these freaks are truly capable of

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"didn't they already do this with—" no. put them in a slasher film. put them in a BLOODBATH. put this van full of weirdoes in a Texas Chainsaw Massacre scenario i have FAITH in them

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

THEY'D DO WELL IN SAW

[batneko]

okay I'm thinking about this

not Saw specifically but a slasher with a legit body count. Summer camp slashers are overplayed but I think it really works because it's the type of thing the Scooby gang WOULD get caught up in.

like some of the counselors didn't show up (got got) so the head counselor calls his younger cousin to see if him and his friends can fill in last minute. They show up and they're a bunch of nerds, one of them even has an anxiety dog, and they don't have a big role at first. It seems like the movie is setting them up as cannon fodder.

and then the deaths start and suddenly the nerds are locked the fuck in. The little one with the glasses actually fixed the phone line and is taking stock of all their supplies in case the vehicles go out. The counselor's cousin who seemed like a himbo has set up a perimeter and made makeshift alarms for all the doors and windows, knows all the entry points. The anxious one and his dog are keeping the mood up with the snacks and activities that were supposed to be for the kids, making sure nobody panics and starts making dumb decisions. Somebody tried to grab the redhead and she flipped him over and had him zip-tied before anybody noticed. Weren't they a D&D group or something? What is happening???

[lizardlicks]

Fuck the slasher movie just effectively becomes Home Alone but with Four Kevin McAllisters

Bro's fucked.

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

art by Daviddv1202

[dawen]

at one point the kid with the anxiety dog says, "man, why does this keep happening? this is, like, the eighth time thid year!"

it's barely June. abruptly all the normal councilors understand a) why he has an anxiety dog, and b) why the dog has anxiety too.

[floridapirate]

[deadpresidents]

Operation Overlord Normandy, France D-Day: June 6, 1944

[memeuplift]

[infimace-blog]

dead wife montage but it's a henchman reminiscing about da boss after he got put six feet under. picking flowers before hiding the bodies, wiping cocaine from your nose after a big night, that long drive down the beach to find the bookie who squealed. where did the days go

[mothermara]

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

[ateazure]

"and the stars look very different today..."

[academic-vampire]

𝔱𝔬 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔪𝔬𝔬𝔫 & 𝔟𝔞𝔠𝔨

[joepickett]

War & Peace (2016) 1.04

[foldedchip]

“Wisenheimer” is my favorite page in Lackadaisy because it’s so rich in historical details : ) I wish someone would do a full analysis of it because I’m sure there are things I’m missing, but a few details I noticed with my grandmother are…

A reference to the hit song “Yes! We Have No Bananas” by Frank Silver and Irving Cohn from 1923

Lux soap

A “Perpetual Sunshine” advertisement for Radithor, which was a radioactive medication that caused many deaths, and required people to be buried in lead coffins ._.

As well as a “Dapper Dan” flyer, which might have been an ad for this brand of pomade? I’m not sure.

Tons of candy brands that still exist today, such as Baby Ruth, Hershey’s, Milk Duds, and Bit O’ Honey.

And this adorable feline recreation of a real Saturday Evening Post magazine, which marks the approximate date of May 28th 1927 :D

[lackadaisycats]

Always rewarding when the details get some notice! Thanks for the write-up!