Massive NPC energy

28. London. Call me whatever.

[caprincornedits]

Victor Zsasz || 1-800

Have a little ✨pizsasz✨

📺 • Gotham [2014-2019] 🎵 • bbno$ & Ironmouse - 1-800

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[isuggesteatingtherich]

i have an urgent suggestion

[blair-kamo]

[fortheloveofaminorcharacter]

Anthony Carrigan as Calypso in Twisted Metal 2x5

[angelbabymikaa]

incels are objectively hilarious to me every single hot girl i know has cried her eyes out because of an ugly man. ur personality just sucks my dude

[lukasspookas]

more ghost wesker

[fairycosmos]

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[frownyalfred]

me, quietly whispering to the ao3 page of an author who doesn’t even know I exist: I am obsessed with you

[newskyillusion]

me, whispering to the ao3 page of an author who hasn’t updated anything in four years: I think about you often and I hope you’re alright

[azrielgreen]

me, whispering to the ao3 page of an author who wrote one life altering banger and nothing else: I hope your pillow is cool and your skin is clear and you find money in a forgotten jeans pocket

[jezebelgoldstone]

me, whispering to every single person on this post: please leave one singular comment saying literally any of that

[ozempicofficial]

[tetitasdelimon]

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

[tall]

[pangur-and-grim]

sorry but the scene where eggman grabs his henchman by the inner mouth made me blush

[pangur-and-grim]

like they didn't need to do this

[eerieiri]

[spiribia]

Creative workaround for those who haven’t seen it

[rottencore]

This post keeps making me cry laughingg

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[aqueerkettleofish]

For those who have missed it, a tourist in Hawaii decided it would be fun to chuck a rock (a BIG rock) at a monk seal. He missed, but he was captured on video, and when told it was illegal to interfere with them, said "I'm rich, I can pay the fine."

Is the best part that he got doxxed? No.

Is the best part that he got tracked down by a local and beaten? No.

Arrested on state at federal charges, looking at up to 5 years and 50K? Nope.

The best part is the local city council's reaction.

And the best part of that is the look on the attorney's face.