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"i just dont think the scientology speedrun trend is funny because if people did that with any other religious institution-" ok guys lets all go to the 'scientology controversies' page on wikipedia and scroll a bit before continuing this thought. lets do this right now

slimepost-generator

you're so beautifol :) may i sense you with my feelers

technicolorcrows

of course! let me just-

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rickybabyboy

i have been apprehended

ID: An orange and white tabby being picked up sideways

kosmogrl

things that can kill you:

- the night before your birthday

- late summer evenings

- the way the sunlight hits the kitchen a certain way on a summer afternoon

datadegroove-deactivated2026042

stop deactivating

datadegroove-deactivated2026042

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

kirishima-hates-terfs

despazito

Marx and Engels

paxamericana

dykeisagender-deactivated202305

one time i went through the taco bell drive thru and when i tried to order a baja blast i said “mountain boo bah” and then i just left. couldn’t recover

getalittlemoreclosetome

a friend of mine once went to order a beefy bean and cheese burrito but ordered a “beedo beedo” instead and i think of it every time i go to taco bell

Pixel Art by Timpers

I hope this happens in Chapter 5 and then never comes up again

wtf-drawing

people would draw battat and pizzapants making out and the world would be a much more beautiful place for it

ironychan

rainbow-femme

To update this, the astronaut didn’t actually do it, she and her wife were getting a divorce and the wife plead guilty to lying to the feds about it

And framing your ex for a crime mid-divorce while they are actively in space is some Agatha Christie level shit

knights-unwelcommentary

lesbians winning against 100% of all space false crime allegations

explosionshark

this is genuinely breathtaking lmao

explosionshark

Yeah look the weird smut comments are totally out of pocket but I really can't get over "im more into dr.seus or self help books lol"

professorsparklepants

#do you think he's actually read dr. seuss or did he just hear "doctor" before an author's name and decide it sounded smart? (Via @shellys-apprentice)

Oh my god

box-dwelling

Found the orginal thread and lost it at this

skyroller

b0nkcreat

i cant stop watching this guy on youtube who takes gas station boner pills that look like the real life version of computer virus pop up ads. Look at this fucking thing. this could be a bootleg holographic pokemon card for all i know

snoleopard7

GRANT HARTING MENTIONED!!!!!!!!!

not only does he take sketchy gas station pills recreationally and document the effects, he's also a licensed pharmacist in four states and has many videos where he gives genuinely helpful medical advice and information!!!!!

here is his channel: