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Loads of Hollanov fics have them getting walked in on while making out etc which is great
But Iâd love a fic where one or both of Shaneâs parents drop by the cottage for phone charger/laundry pod reasons and find Shane snuggled on the couch fast asleep on Ilyaâs chest and thatâs how they find out
Theyâre dressed in soft casual clothes, sleeping like the dead and wrapped around each other like vines and Ilyaâs hand is in Shaneâs hair and Shane looks so so comfortable and relaxed
Meanwhile his parents are staring slack-jawed at the sight of their son using his archenemy the Russian Rage Machine as a teddybear/pillow
Oh shit wait ok
So one year for charity different pro athletes get asked to participate in a live game based on one of those âhow well do you know your partnerâ games but instead itâs âhow well do you know your rivalâ and participating means you get to raise money for a charity of your choice and obviously Shane and Ilya want to promote the Irina Project so they agree and go up against other current famous rivals from other sports
And Shane and Ilya discuss ahead of time that obviously theyâll have to just play things off as they usually do, light hearted chirps back and forth and what not, âwinningâ is just for the show and wonât impact how much money gets made for their charity so it doesnât matter. Except then they get there and become overtaken by the need to Win and Be the Best and they are the best. So without needing to discuss changing the plan, as soon as the questions start they lock in and decide that actually they have to demolish everyone else
The other rivals are laughing and making jokes at the questions but Shane and Ilya are deadly serious and the host starts to get a little weirded out by the fact that they actually know the answers and arenât just saying things like âhow many goals last season? Probably one less than me hahaâ and actually have each others stats memorized
Because the audience is loving it they go to a lightning round thatâs just Shane and Ilya and itâs now the usual couple game questions and theyâre still getting them right because they can make excuses for knowing later, right now is about Winning
âWhat is Shaneâs favorite breakfast?â
âKale protein shake with a scoop of peanut butter and a handful of blueberries.â
âOk um, what is Ilyaâs favorite breakfast?â
âTwo sausage egg McMuffins with an extra slice of cheese and hashbrowns.â
âWhat is something on Shaneâs bucket list?â
âSleeping in one of those see through igloos under the northern lights.â
âWhat is something on Ilyaâs bucket list?â
âThat thing where you feed giraffes at a zoo.â
âOk last one. I think we all know Shaneâs answer is former paramour Rose Landry, but who do you think is the most famous person Rozanov has ever slept with is?â
*through teeth gritted so tight he is in danger of chipping one* âProbably a model. Or something.â
â⊠Yeah, letâs go with that.â
Years later when theyâre out Shane reshares the clip and the only non-PR approved thing he says on the matter is âIt was me, by the way. I am the most famous person Rozanov has ever slept with.â
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actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.
ADHD affects how I experience time, not how I experience attachment. I love you. I miss you. I just don't realize how long itâs been since I last said that, let alone messaged.
I understand that most normal functioning brains need regular engagement to maintain a bond. Absence doesnât diminish my affection. My silence isnât neglect or disinterest. Itâs time blindness and object impermanence. The contact gap is purely neurological, not emotional. Thank you for being patient with my inconsistency and holding a seat in your heart for me.
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whatever we are on rn is not the internet. It's ads
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tfw you have heard one complaint too many about how far the bus stop is from the subway entrance
In transit engineering terms, this is called a "whoopsie".
at least the colour green exists
your assigned ilya of the day had only ONE cigarette okay he's being soo thoughtful
your assigned ilya of the day is soooo happy he gets to rage bait his favorite person all the time for two weeks straight
Most of those iPad babies you're seeing are probably sick of that fucking tablet too.
A lot of parents are very bad at parenting and don't like their children. They don't want to talk to them, be around them or do anything with them. You know, the things kids need and will remember the most once they're grown.
So they train them from an early age that they should always be distracting themselves with something as to not be in the way or annoying the adults.
For me it was books and TV when I was little, and computers later on. That's all I did because it was all I could do without getting yelled at, and it was the closest to human interaction I could get most of the time.
Everyone loves to make fun of & complain about iPad kids but nobody thinks about the struggle of navigating life as an adult when you were forced to spend your entire childhood keeping yourself distracted so your parents didn't have to acknowledge your existence.
This was reposted to YouTube shorts and I would like to point out some comments in the video
Please give your children some damn playdoh and crayons and oversized bits of craft paper to color on. They need something more concrete and tactile than smooth glass.
Maybe they do need something tactile, but you've missed the point of the post. It's not the Ipad itself that's bad, it's the fact that the children are being neglected. You could hand a kid a whole library of books, several kilograms of play dough, a mountain of crayons, and all the craft paper in the world. But, if you don't spend time with them and you simply expect them to use those things to keep themselves busy so you don't have to deal with them, you're still neglecting the kid, and they're gonna end up with the same issues.
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Running across this post almost immediately after reading the article about how some parents are letting fucking ChatGPT tell their kids bedtime stories now feels serendipitous in a way.
#so this is actually what i wrote my final thesis about for my bachelors in psychology #i ran an exeriment on kids below 5 that measured their social cognition levels (eg. understanding others emotions and needs etc) #and i also asked the parents about their kids screentime habits #and there was obviously a negative correlation between the two - so more screentime meant lower social cognition on average #BUT there were quite a few outliers with high amounts of screentime but also a higher level of social congition #and the explanation for that is that for these children screentime isn't there INSTEAD of interacting with the parents #screentime only affects the child negatively if parents use it as a distraction for the kids instead of interacting with them #so if a child watches some cartoon then the best a parent can do is sit with them and watch with them and talk about it with them #and then (limited) screentime can actually be beneficial for the development of other cognitive skills #so there is a large amount of scientific research out there that proves what ppl said in this post
That's really it. You'd probably have gotten similar results 30 years ago if you studied kids who are left to read books by themselves alone in their room for multiple hours a day vs kids whose parents read with them, or at least in the same room and talk to them about what they're reading. Because the former are most definitely also being neglected in other ways.
It's not as much about the tablets, it's about the fact that these children aren't being played with and talked to enough. Parents are using them as a get out of parenting tool instead of a parenting tool.
Was at a middle of the road sea food place on the coast. The waitress told a mother that they did not have WiFi when she asked for the password for her childâs tablet. The child was just fine looking at all the cool signs. The mother was stricken, âwhat is she supposed to do without WiFi?â The waitress, the type of server who has seen it all and probably served the devil his fish and chips one December evening without batting an eyelash said, âWe have placemats and crayons.â She pulled both out of the back of a stack of menus she was carrying. The mother scoffed. She poured the 5 color pack on the table and gave the girl the coloring sheet/placemat. She had to demonstrate how the crayons worked. I SHIT YOU NOT. A little girl maybe 4 did not know how to use crayons, also her manual dexterity was far below that of a near school age child. She had no outward disability but it is not out of the realm of possibility. One of the crayons rolled on to the floor, the mother slammed her palms against the table and decreed, âI knew this would not work!â She swiped away the crayons. Set up the iPad and had it just dumbly set up there. The kid pushed it away and made a valiant grab for the coloring materials. Mom told her to stop it. Mom by the by was trying to find a way to charge her phone. Leaving the kid ALONE in a crowded restaurant to find an outlet for her phone and charger. I looked at the kid in her high chair. Grabbed the plastic tray my food had arrived on, leaned over, placed the coloring materials in it and set it before her. She laughed and began to once again color fishes while the tray kept her 5 colors from rolling too far away. Mom returned, having not found a single outlet for her use. She was startled by her child sitting coloring happily. Her food arrived soon after. Her daughter ate her fish fingers dropping crumbs on to the placemat, âLook Mama I feed âemâ. She did not engage with her, question her about her awesome fish, she did not color with her. She just pouted and sulked occasionally taking out her phone just to see it was once again dead and put it down. It was weird. It was a bleak look at parenting. It was sad.
Now we can make excuses for her. Pretend that this was not the norm for her. But I do not think so. In my country around 2010 we had to put in these PSAs that told parents they needed to talk to their children, that they needed to interact with the a as much as possible. In high school, we are now seeing why those PSAs were necessary and the problem is now worse.
personal hc that one of the hollanov kids loves hockey but it's just not clicking even though they practice all the time and shane and ilya both try different coaching methods with them and it only makes everyone more frustrated and then one day wyatt comes to the rink with them and after 1.5 seconds on-ice he's like "hey i think they're a goalie" and shane and ilya nearly black out because oh. ohhh my god. they're kid is totally, completely, a goalie. and that's why it wasn't fucking working. they have a fucking goalie.