[morgana0anagrom]

So happy I can finally share this artwork with you guys. This piece was commissioned by @fairyloot characters are Wraith and Emilia from Kingdom of the wicked by @kerrimaniscalco hope you guys will like it xoxo

[iliveinmyblanket]

Geralt: just don't be so dramatic for one second please

Jaskier: You could sooner divert a river from its course than deny me my nature.

[jonstarks]

- Barbie (Toy Story 3, 2010)

[wizardlyghost]

i was ready to scroll past this but then the quote credit killed me instantly

[lubricates]

same

[everythingfox]

Disney princess 😍

[brujofeo]

how im trying to be in retirement

[iliveinmyblanket]

Jaskier: toss a coin to your witcher o Valley of plenty-

Calanthe: why is he standing on that table?

Geralt: he likes to feel tall.

[iliveinmyblanket]

Geralt: it's times like these I wished I listened to jaskier

Ciri: what did he tell you?

Geralt: i don't know, I didn't listen.

[iliveinmyblanket]

*someone quotes Shakespeare*

Immortal: *starts laughing*

Human friend: what?

Immortal: *wipes tear from eyes* oh you had to be there.

[hclovers]

I have one question... 😂🤤

🍑

[littlefreya]

Armie Hammer is thirstier than the entire Henry Tumblr community. 

[obviouslyphelps]

Courtesy of Sincerely Tumblr on Twitter

[roze-rabbit]

This is the greatest post I have ever laid eyes upon.

[stream]

The Call of the Wild (2020) | Behind the Scenes with motion capture artist Terry Notary

[autumndiesirae-deactivated20250]

Just use a fucking dog.

[onceiwashere]

109 million USD excuse for harrison ford petplay

[dancinbutterfly]

A dog can’t consent I guess????

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

favorite part of the witcher is seeing all these self-identified heterosexual men on twitter thirsting over henry cavill.  put henry cavill in tight leather pants and suddenly a lot of men are learning something about themselves

[straightupsapphic]

stop leaving the best parts in the tags

[funnymemes-and-kinkydreams]

[rebelmeg]

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

[edgar-allan-possum]

When someone sends out a group email that starts with "Just a friendly reminder" that really means they want to kill everyone in the office

[threadsketchier]

[cottoncatking]

[meggory84]

IKEA bringing the SÅLT

[gunpowder-tea]

that guys comment says so much about the american nationalism and attitudes towards other countries 

[strangerstarsandlands]

The Witcher: A Summary 

[mwagneto]

reaction pics everyone will still understand even with the text removed

[mwagneto]

more

[sherlock-is-ace]

If I might add…

[damn-shawty]

may i add

[palenoface]

[hurleyquinnzel]

[bluestone-alley]

[korrashaircut]

modern hieroglyphics

[wellusetheshadowstoouradvantage]

Yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom’s bride is

uh… Thor?

[deathtokillian]

Some people will have no fucking idea how funny this is if they haven’t heard the story.

[star-anise]

It is a LITERAL thousand-year-old myth that once, when a giant stole Mjolnir to force Freya to marry him, Thor somewhat successfully impersonated the goddess of love and beauty (with Loki as his lovely handmaiden full of excuses as to why she ate an entire ox at dinner) and participated in a fake wedding to get it back.

[thesuperheroesnetwork]

Directed by Taika Waititi (2022)