the thing about "birds are dinosaurs" is it forces people to confront the idea of dinosaurs as like a part of natural history, a biological animal clade that really for real lived and breathed and were sometimes strange and sometimes small and sometimes peaceful and sometimes ugly, and not as Cool Monsters or a metaphor for Progress. and people don't like that. they say no, actually, when i use dinosaur i mean "weird stupid extinct giant lizard lizard monster" and birds aren't part of that category. and i say. you shouldnt use dinosaurs that way. go suck a baculum.
my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"
my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"
he was there during siege of the North. he infiltrated the spirit oasis. he has an uncle who studies spirits and the spirit world. he watched the sky go dark then the moon suddenly reappear like everyone else in the entire world did. and most importantly he watched zhao get eaten by a giant godzilla fish spirit.
Also, Iroh was there? He literally watched Sokka make out with the moon spirit. And you want to tell me that a romantic sap like him would not have immediately told Zuko about this romantic tragedy? Please, Zuko has known about this for ages, he just knows that this is not an acceptable situation in which to say “yeah, I know.”
I have always had the idea that vampires like to bite the inner thighs of their partners, do what you want with this information
vampire!Baran headcanons
(vampire!Baran Al-Hashimi x fem!reader)
Warnings / Tags : (18 +) some fluff some smut, (most things mentioned here are very breif) biting (blood sucking), oral (r!recieving), masturbation (r!recieving, b!watching), soft!dom (ish)!Baran
Notes : ill always be obsessed with vampire baran idgaf.
vampire!Baran who can never take her hands off of you. she’s always holding onto you in some way or another, whether it’s a hand on your back or literally her mouth attached to your neck.
vampire!Baran who is strangely possessive, but also hides it well. it’s always just subtle things. eyes on you for too long when you’re talking to someone else at a bar. her watching you, unblinking, while you lay in bed (usually fucked stupid and with a few bite marks around your body)
vampire!Baran who makes such a sweet effort to act normal for you. she doesn’t actually have to sleep or eat regular human food, but she does for you. she cooks and lays beside you all night even though she doesn’t have to just because she wants to be close to you.
vampire!Baran who is a top… sort of! she can act all dominant and confident, but the second you get even a little demanding, she FOLDDSS. it really doesn’t take much to get her writhing and whining beneath you.
vampire!Baran who loves being bitten back. even though you can’t really break skin or anything, she’ll melt so fast with just a few bites.
vampire!Baran who is obsessed with your thighs! on nights where she’s particularly needy or hungry, you’ll wake up in the morning with marks all along your thighs, bite marks and bruises all over.
vampire!Baran who is actually still a doctor. imagine like Carlisle from Twilight. she’s pretty good at keeping herself cool around blood because she really just cares about making people better.
vampire!Baran who actually can’t hold back when it comes to YOUR blood. it’s not necessarily an obsession. but if you ever have even a tiny cut in your finger, she’s sucking it gently, pulling you nice and close to her.
vampire!Baran who also can’t taste your blood and then NOT want to fuck you. one, because she just wants you to feel good, and two, because she always feels a little guilty for sucking your blood and she wants to make up for it.
vampire!Baran who constantly checks up on you. not a day goes by where she isn’t always asking “are you okay? how are you feeling? do you want me to get you anything, azizam?”
vampire!Baran who is shameless when it comes to your relationship. if anyone dares say that your “friendship” is so cute or whatever, she will quickly reach for your hand, stare them dead-on and say “she’s my girlfriend.”
vampire!Baran who also doesn’t really understand some human things. personal space. white lies. taking space during arguments. she doesn’t really get any of it and is pretty stubborn when you try to explain. (cough cough autism spectrum Baran)
vampire!Baran who is such a muncher. you could have thad three orgasms in a row from her tongue and she’s still gripping your thighs, lapping at your pussy until you’re at number four.
vampire!Baran who is actually kind of insecure about her fangs. she doesn’t like looking like a “monster” to you. no matter how much you tell her you really like them or that they make her look that much more attractive.
vampire!Baran who loves watching you. in any context. but especially when she has you laying on the bed, touching yourself because she refuses to do it for you. and you know she won’t let you get there unless she’s the one to do it so she just gets to watch you squirm, waiting for her!
vampire!Baran who is so good in bed you think she might be a little psychic? every single time you want something and open your mouth to ask for it, you barely get the “please” out before she’s doing just that. maybe it’s a vampire thing. maybe Baran just knows you that well.
vampire!Baran who never means to be rough or hurt you… but sometimes gets a little too into fucking you. she apologizes afterwards a million times (even though you reassure her that it’s alright over and over again) and gets you tea, then lays with you until you’re asleep.
vampire!Baran who loveeesss your tits. the first time she got your top off in bed, she started for a second, then immediately sucked one of your breasts between her lips. she spent ten minutes sucking, licking and groping your tits, until you were so sensitive you were squirming under her and begging for more.
vampire!Baran who accidentally (on purpose) sunk her fangs into the soft skin just above the curve of your breastbone time and actually left a little scar. she thinks of it as a little trophy.
vampire!Baran who gets really stubborn about your wellbeing. she’s the kind of person who WILL go up to the person who made your sandwich with pickles when you asked for none and have them take them off. she’s polite about it, but still.
vampire!Baran who lowkey has a thing for public sex. when you’re out at a bar or restaurant, she’ll grab your wrist and mutter something about going to the bathroom. next thing you know, you’re getting pressed up against the bathroom stall, fangs funk into your thighs or her tongue in your pussy.
vampire!Baran who gets pissy about vampire media. she will be watching a movie, a thinly veiled glare on her face, mumbling about how inaccurate it is. she tries to be all casual and say she doesn’t care but it’s very clear she does.
vampire!Baran who makes you ask for what you want. she’s not too dominant but so gentle that she ends up making you ask for it because she wants to give you exactly that (and she likes hearing you beg for her in that whiny voice when she’s been holding back)
A lot of people seem to mix up ‘community’ with ‘friend group’ so when they read ‘no one should be abandoned by the community. No matter what they did’ they think it means ‘you have to be friends with abusers’. When in reality it means ‘no matter what someone does they shouldnt be left to go homeless and be denied financial, housing, medical, etc aid’
You don’t have to be friends with these people, no one is saying that. It’s just saying that you should support rehabilitative justice, support programs that help homeless people, support funding for free medical services, and make sure they don’t turn away anyone who needs help.
try and tell me literally any one of these would not fit above a short story about two wholly random men from the MCU fingering each other, or possibly 12 chapters of one or more characters from a CW show being in high school while having a photogenic but terminal kind of cancer. try.
