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| Alex | early 30s | she/her |

[neckfat]

[spiribia]

completely losing my mind at FIFTY dreepy

[lesbx]

do NOT separate them

[tailsbot98761]

I had to look this up

[laqueus]

let’s be a plush with baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby

[terraswallows]

I’m not afraid to admit that girls with big biceps affect me the same way a laser pointer affects a cat.

[bunabi]

you should be able to walk into your local CVS and get your uterus removed for $14.99 bro like I don't even care anymore

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[thememedaddy]

[muzzlesbian]

nice outfit LOSER!!! 2001 called, they

[muzzlesbian]

hold on.

[muzzlesbian]

oh my god

[rhymingwithpurple]

What about Jennifer's personality. Jennifer's mind

[unichrome]

I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago

[dykerory]

the thing about wicked the musical is that it's deeply mid but i also can see how it would scramble your brain crazy style if you were a weird girl really busy repressing gay thoughts in middle school

[teathattast]

[blackpyrefly]

it's hard being a polyamorous action hero because whenever i have flashbacks to all my dead wives it takes like 20 minutes to get through all of it

[3liza]

it kind of sounds like youre just feeding local women to the deadwife montage

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

In fact I might even say the ONLY public figures I engage with as celebrities are the muppets if I saw a famous person I'd be like oh cool I recognize them and then move on in my life. if I met Gonzo I'd go crazy.

[redstonedust]

ship dynamic idea what if theres was a woman,.. . and. annother. woman........... together....r....

[thememedaddy]

[avadaniels]

"Scrooge learns the true meaning of Bisexual Awareness Week" Make Some Noise Season 3 Episode 11