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| Alex | mid 30s | she/her |

[dogpuppy]

[fairycosmos]

not only is it not friday it’s not even thursday. or wednesday

[dokirosi]

I hope you’re happy 💕

[3000s]

[dogpuppy]

[king-monky]

thanks keyboard, when I accidentally typed hest instead of best I totally wanted the hest (norwegian word for horse) emoji

[lilium-orientalis-deactivated20]

It can happen to the

of us

[lowpawly]

this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[mgs5]

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

[googlemenot-deactivated20230921]

[huffylemon]

my birthday is in july! :)

[chainmessage]

[lovelyunhinged]

You're hotter and more loveable than your mean brain thinks you are

[sapphling]

hey everybody this sick fuck likes to eat his m&ms without sorting them into a color occurrence frequency bar graph on a horizontal surface first so he can make sure to eat them in order of most to least common. we should kill him

[thememedaddy]

[beguilingcorpse]

reading Straight People Takes about griddlehark is very funny to me because like,, none of them understand it. sometimes you're in a hard-to-define pseudo-romantic relationship with your worst enemy/only friend/roommate/chosen one/childhood plague survivor/bodyguard/closest confidant/ride or die soulmate/self-proclaimed parent murderer. that's literally just how queer women are

[doubleca5t]

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[thememedaddy]

[burgerdotcom]

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