America's Next Top Delinquent

Hex, She/they/he, I want to spit on Steve Job's corpse

[dsmsix]

the rorschach test is stupid. they just show you a bunch of pictures of pussy and say you’re mentally ill. could’ve done that myself 🙄

[anothercrankyblogger]

What they aren't telling these kids that's really dangerous is that if you do make it all the way to the heart of a Scientology building, the autosave will lock you into entering the Tom Cruise boss fight chamber, and you won't be able to leave until you defeat him in combat.

[cparti-mkiki]

[lmaonade]

idea i had

[lmaonade]

more

[maykitz]

okay but why is he even called mr beast

[red-mercer]

He's the Antichrist

[maykitz]

[lmaonade]

idea i had

[aesthetspaghet]

🌈⭐ Party Favor ⭐🌈

This colourful little fella was a commission for @mossrot333

The brief was an emo/scene furby with a subtle clown twist. I have such a soft spot for alt themed customs, and absolutely loved bringing this concept to life! 🌈🖤

[quillsand]

picketing terf conferences is OUT, releasing 6000 live crickets into the audience of a terf conference and watching chaos erupt as everyone scrambles to evacuate is IN

[quillsand]

it occurs to me that this sounds like a shitpost if you don't have the context that this is a real thing that actually happened in the uk yesterday

Teenage trans activists release 6,000 crickets on transphobic LGB Alliance conference | Trans Kids Deserve Better

“Squash them, kill them, kill the buggers!” a speaker urged the audience.

[subpar-lemon-bar]

[seananmcguire]

If you've never dealt with a loose cricket in an enclosed space, let me just say: this is a form of hell. And I support it. But I switched from feeding my mantises crickets to feeding them red runner roaches for a reason (the reason is noise, it was always noise, so much noise).

[lordoftablecloths]

my favorite video of all time ever

[miiilowo]

Whaght are zey doing tu zis poor rat- [gasp] zat is PERVERGHTED ! ... WHAGHT ARE ZEY FILLING HIM WITZH? EE IZ GETTING TOO BIG! HOOOOHHHH...! OH MY GAHD STOP TOUCHING IM ! ZHIS IZ PERVERT BEHAVIOURE! HOOH! STOP IT! AUUW..... WHAT A TERRIBLE DEATH! SsTOP TOUCHING HEIM !

zis is like a medeval TOGHRTURE.

whathellwas even zat . OOOOO MY GAD. oh preetty cuute. OOOHHOOHOOHHOGGOOOHHHH OH MY GADDD THGAT IS VEURY SCHARMING... OOH my gad he is DEAaaadddd... ohhh not ze daaaawwwg... ooooohhh nnooo you are feeling him wiz ze wader of ze hose...he iz also very shcarming he ina very cute like zis...i wont liiieee to yoU !

OH!

EWWEWW LIKE A LAMBB...

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FRRREAK.

MONSTAEUR

AAUOOUGGGHHH ZIS POOR ANEMAL. OOOOOOG

[leolaroot]

a kitty is like a stuffed animal that is so heavy and it bite you and she loves you so much and you're best friends

[fishiesgarden]

my dawg

[aparticularlysmallrat]

this is what your dog wold look like as a fish

[fishiesgarden]

what's your fucking problem

[suigintou]

lets see paul allens labubu

[triangleguy]

[jamezuse]

[victusinveritas]

[lakevida]

yesterday i rolled a joint and immediately lost it and my only comfort has been imagining it traveling chef boyardee style down the stairs and across the walkways to a stoner in greater need than myself

[illmissyoutiktok]

[upsettingandunfortunateclasshate]

This lad 👏

[oddlittlestories]

@transit-fag here’s a folk song for you, if you haven’t seen it yet

[queer-as-city-folk]

Oh I love this guy, he is very fun