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Hi I’m raccoon and I draw ocs a bunch!
here’s my links n stuff!
Friendly trash companion and occasional artist

Game Changer & Make Some Noise
YOU ARE THE REASON
Cosmic Funnies

ellievsbear

izzy's playlists!

oozey mess

bliss lane
Monterey Bay Aquarium
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

blake kathryn
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Not today Justin
Keni

#extradirty
The Stonewall Inn

Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
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$LAYYYTER
Noah Kahan

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@raccoonrodeo
New pinned post!
Hi I’m raccoon and I draw ocs a bunch!
here’s my links n stuff!
Friendly trash companion and occasional artist
Text I got from my guy friend who’s currently dating a man for the first time when I asked him how it’s going
I heavily fw bro
The phrase “Tip: I am so fucking mad” will not leave my brain
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An image resembling a children’s game. Brain from Arthur is the icon in a text box, with the text reading “Tip: I am so fucking mad”
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some more bangers
Saruman tuning into the Merry and Pippin show
i enter the shower. hours pass. i emerge from the shower, having mixed all of my soaps and scrubs and lotions and conditioners and shampoos and body washes together in the tub in precise alchemical quantities. i smell like 314 different herbs and spices. my hair will not need washing for the next 500 days. my skin has developed protective chitinous scales. i step out of the tub and immediately slip and fall on a stray puddle of mane 'n tail and sprain my pussy
Howl Pendragon
Wild Dogs see a Domesticated Dog
African wild dogs are one of my favorite animals. Those huge round circle ears and tricolored coats. I love you African wild dogs
HEY. HEY. HOW DID YOU GET OUT??? HEY-
dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog?
“It’s their job to do that. You don’t have to say thank you”
I love how here on tumblr dot website we regularly cast the greatest curse we can muster on each other by pointing our long creepy fingers and intoning "10,000 notes" in a voice that carries the winds of the mountain with it.
I might have made an error here
#here we have the classic case of tossing apollo's dodgeball in the air and standing directly under it as it comes down (via @qqueenofhades)
reblog to be eaten by this thing
For some reason none of my Miis like my beescake...
it gets easier everyday
remember when things were simple
this is the saddest fucking image on this website
a friend's coworker was just diagnosed with immune itp bc he showed up at the ER with bruises and they took his blood and the platelet count was zero. as in none. white blood cells normal. platelets Zero. and apparently his immune system just ate them
as always the human immune system is not beating the "overactive HOA that explodes the whole subdivision bc someone put up a basketball hoop in their driveway" allegations
I really hate that it can just be looking around and go "hmmm I don't like the cut of this guy's jib" and the guy is YOUR OWN BLOOD
I was also reminded recently about the eyes having "immune privilege" meaning your immune system isn't really supposed to Go There bc your eyeball tissue is so delicate that inflammation and higher temperatures would destroy the tissue. so your body is just like. "don't look over there. nothing to be concerned about. nothing to see here" about. your eyes. to prevent your immune system from EXPLODING THE SUBDIVISION
human immune system fascinating (derogatory)
Your brain's cells can also send out signals that tell active immune cells in the area "hey, kill yourself" if it thinks they're getting too rowdy